Convention Lollipop

A con-goer who is extremely attractive but is lacking in the areas required for an on-going relationship. Used for flirting, showing off, and possibly sex at the convention only. You may use the same convention lollipop over several years. Similar to arm candy.

That dude had the most beautiful body Fawn had ever seen, but the intelligence of a gopher. No matter, she'd found her convention lollipop.

by The Blanket Monster July 31, 2010

Conventional Gay

Conventional Gays conform to the stereotypical gay subculture, very common in America, but not so much in places like Berlin. They dress the same, look the same, meet in pubs, drink a lot of alcohol, which they need in order to dance or have sex; they talk a lot, but never about anything interesting or important, and laugh loudly and in an affected manner at comments that are not funny. They go to circuit parties, gay cruises on giant ships and only to gay destinations like Sitges, Mykonos or Ibiza. They lack creativity and are too insecure to express any kind of individuality.

All the guys at the bar were conventional gays. I couldn't really tell them apart and there was no one I wanted to talk to so I left.

by Cranky ol' fart August 30, 2021

Hindenburg Convention

when a small group of friends arrange to get together and the number of people invited rapidly increases, and the get together falls apart from the logistics of it all.

I was trying to meet up with a friend, this his wife wanted in, then more people got invited and it became a Hindenburg Convention.

by hydrogenmonoxide September 9, 2019

Swole Nigga Convention

A convention where swole niggas go to loft cars and buildings. This was started by Tareef and The Rock. If you are not swole like Wafeeq you cannot attend

Are you going to the swole nigga convention. No I did not get invited.

by Too Swole for a Shirt October 9, 2019

The ol' snake convention

A standing 69, when the male is in a handstand with a maraca handle in his butt, imitating a rattlesnake. Simultaneously, with a caprisun/juice box in her mouth squeezing the juices out on the male as if it were venom, simultaneously, as she climaxes.

Down in the desert, where the coyotes howl and the ladies thighs shake, like they have two tickets to the ol' snake convention.

by EmpireYikesBack March 28, 2022

Connection Bouncing

The Act of driving/walking/skating etc. through a campus, apartments, or business district searching for unsecured wifi connections to connect/download from.

I went down the street Connection Bouncing from one wifi hotspot to the next.

by xraybravo January 28, 2009

Connectionship

A) An individual strand of connection that may be collected to build a relationship.

B) One factor of a relationship.

Sam and Alex had found their connectionships unfold from several hobbies to singing songs and being parents.

by cyberphunkisms February 11, 2018