continent rule

The idea that if a person has a significant other on different continent, that person is technically single.

Conversation occurs in the U.S.

Jose: Hey by the way, Trina has a boyfriend back home in Norway.
Rea: Why should I care? Continent rule!

by Jans Herrsmann October 18, 2010

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Cobained

The feeling of such bordom at work that one ponders suicide. Generally happens after 8 empty hours of staring at a computer.

I was so cobained at work yesterday that I tried to kill myself drinking, but it didn't work.

by Misanthropic2DaMax May 9, 2012

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containment cap

A condom with the rubber tip cut off in an effort to reduce the amount of semen that comes out.

Don't worry about becoming pregnant. I'm wearing a containment cap.

by billthecat June 10, 2010

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david container

a gay annoying fag who no one likes. goofs off and pisses people off and he has no friends. every1 wants to kill him

GOD! David Container get the F*** outta here!!

by phonics monkey December 15, 2008

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Buy the most expensive bottle of hard liquor or beer you can afford then find a someone else who has also been drinking copious amounts of alcohol and smash the bottle either on them or on their property while they are present. All the while yelling: "Open container bitch."

Brandon: "Why did you hit me with that bottle man? What the hell is wrong with you?"
Damon: "Open Container Bitch!"

by Jack Scarecrow May 28, 2015

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