after the excrement hit the air-conditioning

A clever saying from the book "Hocus Pocus" by Kurt Vonnegut that he uses as a term for the end of the Vietnam War.

This saying now can be said to reprisent the ending of something that you'd rather not say, such as a relationship or a friendship.

Girl 1: "Why don't you and Nick talk anymore?"
Girl 2: "Well, after the excrement hit the air-conditioning, he just turned into a complete asshole and stopped talking to me."

by super_juicebox November 6, 2008

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by Shiine-1 April 28, 2022

Condimentophobic

An unusual, unreasonable and persistent fear of condiments.

Vlad: "Steve, do you want some ketchup for your fries?"

Sean: "Vlad, you crackhead idiot, Steve is Condimentophobic!"

Steve: "yeah!"

by XOteric March 14, 2010

Concity Tank

(noun) after a dude tittybangs a chick, he sprays his love juice between her boobies and slides/rolls his penis back and forth along her chest.

I gave a chick a concity tank last night.

by concity May 22, 2010

Conail

Conail is a unique individual, he is really good at sport and he is the sexiest man alive. Conail can be extremely funny or extremely angry. Conail is the perfect man

Damn Conail met all the ladies

by Jimmy pullock July 7, 2017

sexual conditioning

The act of using sexual pleasure to make one more open to sexual acts, a kind of brainwashing technique.

Isaiah used sexual conditioning on Juanita so she would be more open to a three-way.

Dude #1: She lets you do that?! Why?

Dude #2: I use sexual conditioning.

by rbones17 October 22, 2014

Alabama Air Conditioning

The southern practice of ripping sleeves from shirts and increasing the opening from the armpit to the waist. Preferred summer attire for young, rural, white Appalachian men. Usually paired with jorts (jean shorts) and almost always stained and wrinkled.

Beth's new boyfriend, Scott, is pretty red... I heard he showed up drunk at the funeral home sporting a little Alabama air conditioning.

by Swinford November 16, 2013