condijury

1. noun - happy ownage being happy that you owned.

2. verb (condijuride)- to own happily

1. I utterly ownd the enemy with eternal condijury.

2. I condijuride the enemy with my 0MG m4d leet skillz(superiorness).

by Can Not March 15, 2005

unspecified medical condition

A phrase you can use to get out of a jail sentence, note that you must be Paris Hilton rich for this to be effective.

Paris Hilton: I got to party at home in my mansion while I served my jail sentence because I had an unspecified medical condition; that's hot!

by Humpty June 30, 2007

conciliary

a non gang member who is friends with a gang member and does not involve himself in regular membership activities. (i.e. shooting up a neighborhood or initiation ceremonies)

Eric is friends with Jose. Jose is a blood. However, Eric is not associated with the gang. Eric is simply friends with one member. Eric is a conciliary.

by KawaiiNekoChan March 22, 2009

Condi

Her full name is Condaleeza Rice and she is the Secretary of State. No matter what side of the political fence you sit on, you have to admit that Condi has it going on. She is one of our time's most powerful women, and she'll kick your ass. Literally, considering that she was featured in her own mini work-out program in March. Also, she is a freaking genius. She has read Tolstoy's War and Peace in its original language of Russian. In addition to Russian, she speaks German, French, and Spanish fluently. Before becoming Secretary of State, she was a professor at Stanford, and she has been interested in international affairs since she was a teenager. Condi has been on the Board of Directors of nine different corporations, including Hewlett-Packard, Charles Schwab, and Chevron gas.

I would vote Condi president even if she was a democrat, because she knows how to run things.

by interruptive_cow April 13, 2006

Conditional freedom

Freedom with conditions, such as getting a vaccine/shot to receive freedom isn't true freedom, as true freedom is without conditions. They wouldn't be offering people free beer or incentives to get vaccines if it was, it's just another way to try and buy the masses into doing what they want them to do, like a herd.

There is no conditional freedom. You're either free, or you're subject to someone else's rules.

by The Original Agahnim June 2, 2021

Cum Conditioner

When you are taking your partner doggy style, and you pull out and shoot a big load of cum and it gets in her hair like conditioner

Mary & I were doin'it doggy style last night, then I pulled out and shot a load of Cum Conditioner all over her hair

by A H Choo June 26, 2008

preexisting condition

despite having a new girlfriend/boyfriend, sex with the ex is so good it must continue. Also known as Grandfathered in.

Guy 1: I cant go man I was up all night making sweet sweet love to Lisa.

Guy 2: Dude I thought you were seeing Veronica?

Guy 1: Lisa's a preexisting condition man! Shes Grandfathered in!!!

by ChiBlonde November 10, 2012