confukted

1) Something that is both confusing and fucked up at the same time, beyond the normal range of such. 2) The feeling of being confused and fucked up at the same time.

"Dude, he's totally going out with his ex-girlfriend's ex-husaband's ex-girlfriend since she dumped him for her ex-huband who knocked her up while they were dating. That's confukted!" "A gallon of hunch punch later, Bill was confukted."

by Second Michael May 29, 2007

Confused Cherry

A girl who only has done anal sex.

I did a girl last night who was a confused cherry. I guess it's uncomfortable for her.

by JewJitsu123 February 28, 2010

confrugaled

a mixter of the words "confused" and "frustrated"; used to portay a situation that which requires both words in order to fully define the emotions needed to be conveyed

Kat: "Why does he do that? It frustrates me."
Taylor: "It's also very confusing."
Kat: "Ugh, I'm so confrugaled!"

by LiveThenDie April 20, 2010

Confuckled

When you walk into a room and forget why you did.

"Why did I come into the kitchen again? What did I want? Damn, I'm confuckled."

by Number12 October 10, 2012

Confuckled

Confused and fucked up like shit at the same time

Tommy was confuckled twords the pole being painted pink

by zombielord221 October 4, 2019

seasonally confused

When someone wears an article of clothing representing the opposite season.

that guy is so seasonally confused he's wearing a winter coat with shorts and flip flops.

by Z.Schram April 15, 2011

weather confused retard

One who wears socks with sandals

Similar to weather confused slut

John walks in with long white socks and sandals.
Jill whispers to her friend, "Oh look here comes another weather confused retard."

by Jennbutlah May 18, 2014