Makenna Columbus

Most beautiful girl in the world

If your name is Makenna Columbus your the most beautiful girl in the world

by Nickfroglover69 June 2, 2020

Jonah Columbus Boyd

Jonah is a very interesting person. He tries to get the ladies but only gets the men

Jonah Columbus Boyd is an interesting person

by lani4127 November 27, 2021

east columbus

An area of the city of Columbus where it is so ghetto, it has regularly been called “100x worse than Youngstown, OH”. Imagine the city of Youngstown, then think worse.

Where do you live?

Youngstown

Oh, that’s not nearly as bad as East Columbus.

by Miles250 October 9, 2018

Columbus

When someone is applauded for doing a great job, but all the bad shit they did gets ignored.
As when Christopher Columbus was credited with discovering the new world, while his genocides of indigenous peoples are ignored.

Dude 1: "The Boss gave Marcus the promotion of Regional Manager"
Dude 2: "What? Isn't Marcus the guy with the lawsuits against him for sexual harassment?"
Dude 1: "Yep, totally Columbus"

by Mugiwara64 July 27, 2021

Columbus Creamer

The act of shitting atop a second-party’s head in a manner similar to a soft-serve ice cream dispenser.

This act is related to the well-known “Cleveland steamer.”

Stacy, in an attempt to comfort Benny after going bald, gave him a quick Columbus creamer to cover his chrome-dome in the bedroom.

by starmandx January 11, 2025

Columbus giving

When you share or loan an item or property to another person, then they use it for awhile, and now it's theirs.

Greg: "That was cool you let Jim use your chain saw."
Me: "I shouldn't have. I have a feeling I'm going to end up just Columbus giving it to him."

by Kenai Penisulove February 12, 2015

Columbus Day

Columbus Day and Indigenous people's day is the same day on a calendar. For the Indians, it's Fuck Columbus Day like every other day on the calendar.

Columbus certainly wasn't Santa Claus, so Columbus Day isn't anything like Christmas.

by The Original Agahnim October 7, 2021