Colton

What life is like with only 2 brain cells

This post was made by a colton

MMMmmmmMmmmMmMmmmMMmmm wallet inspector Colton here

by coltonwuzhere2026 March 8, 2020

Colton

A colton is a person you shouldnt trust with anything he looks like a moe lester. Hes also bad-looking.

:P

Bruh did you see him hes such a Colton!!

by Ivzen69 October 29, 2019

Colton

yaboi
The weeb god
A walking piece of shit.

He has gotten out of many sexual harassment lawsuits through the sheer power of being an old ass man
He has erectile dysfunction from yeeting that meat

Colton can often be found busting nuts to lolis, Please don't arrest him mr FBI he wont last in prison

by CraftyChef November 12, 2019

Colton

Colton is a kid from bigfork Minnesota

Colton is cool

by Big pecker man January 2, 2021

colton shaffner

Giant cock

I banged Colton shaffner and for a week it looked like I was riding a horse

by Heepel May 10, 2016

Colton

an amazing person. he would do anything just to see you smile. he has an amazing sense of humor and style. he has a charm that all the ladies love. he is an awesome friend and very great to talk to when you’re having trouble or need advice or even need someone to listen to you. overall the best person i have ever met :)

girl1: have you seen colton today?
girl2: no what was he wearing!!??
girl1: his jeans crocs and a flannel ;)
girl2: wow i might have to try that style!!
girl1: flannels are definitely the way to go ;)

by what’suppp November 20, 2020

Colton

colton, a true king. hes usually spotted in the wild. He is a football. likes to snipe people.

yo bro have you seen colton today?
yeah bro he was seen with jacob savoie earlier

by coltonisking February 19, 2024