Colton

an absolute idiot piece of shit. terrible at 2k21 AND 20. look up “pizza hut boy for the spurs” on youtube n you’ll see this twerp.

“wow coltons a fucking idiot

by lightstrike216 September 12, 2020

Colton

Colton is an absolute fucking menace. His massive sized penis scares even gods of the creation they have made. He plays golf on Sundays, lifts 500LB weights daily, eats bolts for breakfasts, and gets a new girlfriend every fucking day. Colton should not be messed with because he will fuck you up using his massive biceps.

Oh my god Colton just looked at me so hot.

by Ryuichee April 26, 2022

Colton

the sexiest man ever know. very skinny and athletic and has abs. in every sport and does not play video games. has a 13 in cock and gets every girl.

colton: im cool

by Carter ptacek01212 November 17, 2022

Colton

A colton is a person you shouldnt trust with anything he looks like a moe lester. Hes also bad-looking.

:P

Bruh did you see him hes such a Colton!!

by Ivzen69 October 29, 2019

Colton

What life is like with only 2 brain cells

This post was made by a colton

MMMmmmmMmmmMmMmmmMMmmm wallet inspector Colton here

by coltonwuzhere2026 March 8, 2020

Colton and RJ

They are the best gay couple ever Colton is always on the bottom and RJ is always on top.

Colton and RJ : Two gay guys who are having sex

by Classic ranch god August 21, 2023

Colton Kundinger

One who acts to know everything about cars.
He claims he is the master with cars.
Will tell you how to make your car faster.
Tries to give advice on cars.
Will tell you his rsx is fast.

Tells everyone what oil to run.

Nut swings off weld wheels.

You’re acting like Colton kundinger with telling me what to buy for my mustang.

by T clay June 19, 2019