ross colton

the hottest most sexiest hockey player to exist.

“i love ross colton, hes so good”
“ross colton is so fine”

by elisa colton April 12, 2022

Colton Bowling

A fat ugly ass mother fucker that loves to ride dick and fist his ass hole. He loves to ride his bfs dick and put his balls in his ass.

Is that a killer wale with legs? Oh wait it’s Colton Bowling

by Madison kids are bomb January 03, 2020

Colton Hudson

Mega Trap

Have you heard of Colton Hudson? He is a trap, pretending to be a female, but he's actually a male

by coltonhudsonisatrap May 30, 2018

colton wingard

man whos mom is a whore.

that is a colton wingard mom right there

by sam wallis\ August 29, 2008

Colton’s rectal rodeo

The sexual act of slipping one finger in the ass and with every stoke inserting an extra finger, once the whole arm is inserted go for two…. Proceed to root around like a bear with rabies in a honey pot eventually make your way all the way into the carcass and stay for a while make sure your comfy! do not give her up to the authority’s till cold. (Recommend only for big girls)

Dude you will not believe what I did last night! I pulled off the Colton’s rectal rodeo like we practiced at the beach!! She was skinny as a twig though… I ended up digging through to the hardwood and got a splinter… that was a pisser, thanks the the three guys who showed me the ropes!!

by Big.dicks.shed.n.breakfast October 02, 2021

Colton's Penis

giantly massive

Have you seen the Eiffel tower? It's as big as Colton's Penis!

by Cxmmon April 13, 2022

Colton Sheasgreen

Definitely the sexiest man to ever live and an overall magnet to all the ladies. He also has an absolute dump truck of a booty.

"Wow is that Colton Sheasgreen, just look at his absolute dumpy"
-Craig Derrell

by big money man February 07, 2022