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Colton

A very shy and socially akward person. They struggle with talking to people and with non verbal social cues. But once you get to know them, they are very talkative and they will always open up to you and try to help you. (sometimes a little too much). They can be smart, but thinks badly of themselves. A very emotional and easily annoyed person. is usually a cancer. They dont decide things for themselves and get overwhelmed easily, needing help sometimes. overall, a hard to understand person but they try when they can. can be pushy too, and has a lot of flaws. but gets over things very easily.
Popular kid: Colton's being so annoying! i dont want to be his partner...

Not popular kid: Maybe if you try to understand how he feels, he could be a great friend!

Popular kid: no you're weird ew go away stinky
by CranberryCoya June 1, 2023
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He is the hottest man alive.He gets all the hoes on his phone.Be is the literal definition of rizz god.He has the biggest giant xxxl horse cock
Girl:gulp gulp gulp oh Colton your cock is so juicy
by Chiken licken July 10, 2023
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Colton is a man who meat rides dick constantly and loves his boyfriends especially boys named Theron
Everyone: let’s go golfing
Colton: sorry guys I can’t I’m waiting for Theron to double pump my ass
by Meatdaddy69 July 16, 2023
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A real nigga from fl
be careful that nigga colton gone take yo bitch fs
by fl_cracker_4l November 6, 2023
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Colton is an absolute simp. He actually will kiss up so hard that he’s the hardest on the scale. Harder than diamond. He will usually be the sidekick of the friend group. Bro drops friends faster than sonic. If he sees a girl he will be all over her.
Girl 1: Look it’s Colton
Girl 2: all he does is ask me out
by Randy Philips February 9, 2024
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A bitch-ass punk white boy that smokes too much weed and thinks he’s all that.
Person 1: Yo bro did you hear Colton got bitched by some Nalo boys?
Person 2: Yea lol.
by jhwjw November 20, 2023
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colton, a true king. hes usually spotted in the wild. He is a football. likes to snipe people.
yo bro have you seen colton today?
yeah bro he was seen with jacob savoie earlier
by coltonisking February 19, 2024
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