Conner

An amazing boyfriend who will do anything for you, even if you're in a long distance relationship and are currently 7 1/2 hours away. He makes you feel wanted, makes you smile, and makes you feel like a princess. He tells you that he loves you every day, and with each passing day, you know that his love for you is only getting stronger. He is every girl's Prince Charming.

That girl is so lucky to be with Conner.

by kbellxo February 23, 2011

Conner

Funny, tall, nice, and loving. Will give you a nickname the day you meet him. At first you think he's a creeper, but once you get to know him you'll fall in love:.Great hair. Beautiful underneath his cover. Very sarcastic. Has the stupidest best friend in the world. Conner and his best friend are like true brothers. Loves to hold your hand, and hug you. Loves texting you, and constantly tells says i love you. If he wants to know something, he'll make you tell him, so dont tell him how you feel and not explain it, because he will either guess whats on your mind, or make you tell him. All of his friends are man sluts, but all his female friends are sweet. He knows what to look for in a girl. He makes you feel special,and loved. Although he swears a lot, its understandable. Likes heavy music. He has a hard life, and his family is all mixed up. He often gets depressed. Isnt perverted. Conner is truley amazing and would make a perfect best friend or boyfriend. If you have a Conner in your life, you should consider yourself lucky!

Best friend: "I love you man!" *Hugs for a whiiiile*
Conner: "I love you too dude, and i wont ever let you down."
Best friend: "Thanks pal, your beautiful."

by Starrynight24 July 7, 2010

Stephen Colbert

Fictional charater played by Stephen Colbert on The Colbert Report.

That's not really Stephen Colbert, he's just playing the part of Stephen Colbert

by Action Steve December 8, 2006

arkansas corner

A mismitered corner that has been beaten in to match.

"That mitered corner is a mess!" "That's an Arkansas corner. It has been beaten in with a hammer!"

by Roxannaroxanna December 28, 2013

2 Ball Corner Pocket

Insertion of both testicles into a well lubed anal cavity. They can be forced if so desired.

I fed this girl some jager shots the other night and slipped her the 2 Ball Corner Pocket.

by 2balls1analcavity September 29, 2009

stephen colbert

1. God
2. Host of the absolute best show on television: The Colbert Report
3. Inventor of the word truthiness

There was this one time when I was dreaming about banging Stephen Colbert, but then I realized that I'd never be worthy.

by CMurr April 12, 2006

Colbert Hair

Colbert Hair is a fluid synthesis of dynamic characteristics that drive the success of The Colbert Report. Like the eye on the dollar bill, the hairdryer in Colbert's crest casts a conservative net of hairspray on tyranny. Flowing on parallel paths, the shinyness, perfectness, and mind oozing schmegmatic funness of Colbert Hair blend into a love hate cauldron of bitchslap.

I woke up one day, put my balls in my backpack, shelacked my hair, and said "... damn, it is a Colbert Hair day."

Your friend may approach you, and instead of saying, "Dude, your freakin hair looks tits today," he may exclaim, "For shit sakes pimpstick, you've got the Colbert Hair!"

If your hair is so devine as to shine and protect, then you have Colbert Hair. If you purchassed Colbert's sperm in a can at Walmart and used it as gel, then you have Colbert Hair. If you have been arguing with your inner voice about who's claw-like bangs would work in a fight, a latina or mormon polygamyst, then you may or may not have Colbert Hair.

The other day I had Colber Hair, but I just pulled that shit out of the fucking drain and dumped that schmegma right into my buttcrack just to see what it felt like.

by Cooter86 August 16, 2010