loser collector

akin to creep magnet; someone for whom, no matter what they try to consciously avoid, always wind up, one way or another, with the same bunch of chumps, dorks, dweebs, idiots, morons, pussys, yutzes, et al as unwanted acquaintances, no matter where they go to school, what job they work, or what city they live in.

Me : hey, wanna see my collection of losers ? I've been an avid loser collector for years, often without even trying, it seems. I even tried to unload them all on Craigslist a few times, but no one seems to be in the market for losers. Go figure.

by Virgin Suicides May 12, 2017

college

Aplace were people go for one or two of the two possible reasons.
reason 1: To smoke lots of pot, waste your parents money and get kicked out.
reason 2: To get a piece of paper stating that your brain is full of shit information that you probrably already learned from the "magic schoolbus" and that you are allowed to work somewere other than a fast food restaurant.

Son: Mom, Dad, I got accepted for college.
Mom: That's great son.
Dad: How much will it cost?
Kid: Around 10k.
Mom and Dad have heart attacks and die later in the hospital. Kid goes to college, but than drops out cause he's stupid.

THE END

by Nik The Prick May 17, 2003

sierra college

Where dreams go to die.

Sierra College's most successful alumnus was a Playboy bunny. Also, the only media coverage we have gotten was for a stabbing and for having the "hottest girls on campus." Go figure...

by n00bers April 17, 2010

Barrow Hall College

A ridiculously shit college located in Warrington, ran by a bunch of knob-heads, big-headed and arrogant staff.

I went to Barrow Hall College, how shit was the Music department there?

by Shitschooolioskrrrrr December 27, 2016

College Sailing

The only sport on campus where you can compete and travel with members of the opposite sex. Must be adept at hiking out (hooking your feet under straps while hanging your butt over the edge of the boat) in all weather conditions and leaning in (to the bar) after the regattas. Typically a good sport for engineers who like the physics of how boats work and business majors who enjoy the sport's social side. College sailors will learn fun new vocabulary words like croakie, burgee, halyard and roll tack. Many students join college sailing teams for the cool swag.

I joined college sailing so I can travel to regattas, meet preppy guys and party at the yacht club.

by Sailing Ace September 6, 2013

Gonzaga College

Smokes joints with Mr McCaul. Has 12 inch peens

That guy from gonzaga college has the biggest peen

by A person Hi December 13, 2019

Uckfield College

Shittest school in england, if you go there you're either a roadman chav or an fucking spas. Everyone is dead inside and wants to yeet themselves off beachy head, even the teachers. Every day gets worse, someone please take the pain away.

Person 1- You go to Uckfield College?
Person 2- Yeh, everyday gets 10x worse. I want to die.

by n1bba_ch33se January 10, 2020