First, you slap-chop a mixture of cheeseburger, garbage and croc sandals while a group of illegal Mexican immigrants lick your butt hole. Then you lube yourself with said mixture and begin to forcefully insert yourself into a cardboard cutout of Ryan Seacrest. All the while listening to Reba McEntire's album "The Last One to Know".
Last night, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. So after crying during American Idol I completed Colbert's Nation.
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A kid who thinks hes black and lies to make themself sound cool. Always gets in the way of things. Swears even though hes 12 just to sound cool. Gets a fidget spinner and asks if hes cool yet. Thinks hes great at football. Usses black people slang. Thinks hes good at video games
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Last night I was really tired, and really hungry, lucky for me there were some pringles and whip cream next to me, so I started Colberting!
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The process in which you waterboard Steven Colbert and rub hot oil all over his body in his suspenders.
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Collene: I'm abit typsy to say the least, double brandy and cokes are to blame, need a black dick.
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