Post-Coitus Purple Porpoise

The purple walrus that comes to congratulate you after successful coitus.

Guy1: Dude, I totally got to meet the Post-Coitus Purple Porpoise after my date with Sally this week end.
Guy2:Nice, dude, nice.

by GangstaGangsta214 March 22, 2009

Colita

A term used in the Hispanic culture referencing a small perky butt/vagina. Usually referring to a small child.

"Mommy, my colita itches."

"Maria, stop touching colita."
"That ride at Disneyland really makes my colta tickle!"
"That bike really makes my colita hurt!"

by Sassysalsita December 14, 2014

cogie

An insult commonly used against people from Dundee, Scotland. Means, " The Great Unwashed."

Aww boys, check that cogie out.

by John Stew August 17, 2006

lateral coital position

after being recommended by Masters and Johnson( a research team), it was popular with three quarters of their heterosexual study experiments after having tried it. The position involves the man on his back, with the woman rolled slightly to the side so that her pelvis is atop his, but her weight is beside his.
note: this position should be used with caution for it is the leading cause of penile breakage.

After i pummeled that vagina with the lateral coital positioned, i told that bitch to get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich., she obeyed! Very nice:D

by RLN0518 August 31, 2010

cognitive dissonance

Knowing you made the wrong choice but are too stubborn to correct yourself and therefore deny it by saying everyone else made the wrong choice.

PS3 fanboy: PS3 KICKS 360'S ASS ANYDAY.

Xbox fanboy: Uhhh...Okay. Cognitive dissonance. I'll just go back to playing Halo 3.

by hobolikker May 27, 2009

cosito

The same as cosita, but for male things or for little boy.

Hoooo... cosito.

by Chequita datr February 26, 2011

COGing it

Going to eat at Gonzaga University's dining hall, the COG, because you don't have many options at the moment. Sub-par food that isn't great but isn't bad either, it depends on the day. Where most students go when their flex runs out.

Guy A - Hey man, do you want to go to Panda for dinner?

Guy B - Sorry, I have no more flex. I'm going to be COGing it tonight.

by cog-master May 9, 2011