Playground's Closed

When the old ladys' knocked up and you aint getting any tail

my wife is pregnant but i want some pussy, i guess the playground's closed.

by urquie8910 January 24, 2011

Closed Chav

Someone who is obviously a chav but try to be as un-chavy as possible.

Oh god yeah, she's such a closed chav

by closedchav May 30, 2011

Closed Circuit

A group of guys with their penises in each other's assholes in such a way that the last man's penis is in the first man's asshole, creating a ring.

Guy 1: Hey man me and some friends are getting together this weekend for a closed circuit. You in?
Guy 2: Yeah man I'm free on Sunday!

by Tanzania fire ant November 20, 2015

close the ligh

wen u a bih

yes

am bih
close the LIGH

by empdepmepmepmeopgopofsdewpok f December 13, 2017

Cadburys Close

Relating to the Anus, more specifically to the act of Anal Sex, also known as Hershey Highway in the USA

Shall I take you up Cadburys Close? or He took me up Cadburys Close last night

by Marc Cain May 30, 2008

Fladbury Close

The amazing place where Helena, Dayna, Sophie and Nyall live. Is In the great D-Y !!!

We live in fladbury close now

by HootHoot December 6, 2012

funeral close

A relationship yardstick. You're so close with someone that you would go to their funeral if they died.

So who's this girl Beryl I hear about?

Just a friend. We're not even funeral close.

by Snathans January 6, 2009