Closed Chav

Someone who is obviously a chav but try to be as un-chavy as possible.

Oh god yeah, she's such a closed chav

by closedchav May 30, 2011

Playground's Closed

When the old ladys' knocked up and you aint getting any tail

my wife is pregnant but i want some pussy, i guess the playground's closed.

by urquie8910 January 24, 2011

Closed Circuit

A group of guys with their penises in each other's assholes in such a way that the last man's penis is in the first man's asshole, creating a ring.

Guy 1: Hey man me and some friends are getting together this weekend for a closed circuit. You in?
Guy 2: Yeah man I'm free on Sunday!

by Tanzania fire ant November 20, 2015

Cadburys Close

Relating to the Anus, more specifically to the act of Anal Sex, also known as Hershey Highway in the USA

Shall I take you up Cadburys Close? or He took me up Cadburys Close last night

by Marc Cain May 30, 2008

Close regs

stop letting noobs join a game

Noob being annoying/asking too many questions.

You say, close regs.

by AAnguish September 28, 2008

funeral close

A relationship yardstick. You're so close with someone that you would go to their funeral if they died.

So who's this girl Beryl I hear about?

Just a friend. We're not even funeral close.

by Snathans January 6, 2009

Closing Slippers

Closing slippers are shoes worn by high power closers; they typically are highly polished and have poge tassels. Worn by the best closers in the world.

Dave go get your closing slippers on and write the deal!

by 714closer January 7, 2011