chester the molester

used to describe usually a male who is creepy and perverted.

The guy in the Buick scoping out the high school cheerleaders across the street is such a Chester Molester.

by erin October 26, 2004

clusterfuck

When events spiral out of control; when two or more events occur at the same time.

My car was totaled, my husband was arrested, and I can't bail him out. Man, what a clusterfuck!

by TGob July 21, 2008

Pussy Puss Cluster

Proper name for a foul herpes sore found on a woman's vagina. Usually used when describing a situation in which the herpes sore pops, expelling large amounts of puss.

My girlfriend told me to go down on her and retrieve a starburst from her vag. When I thought I'd found it I bit down, I quickly realized I'd just popped her Pussy Puss Cluster with my teeth.

by seandree December 18, 2009

Mongolian Clusterfuck

An event that is spinning or has already spun out of control with disatrous results.

The Diamondbacks were winning; but then they put in Byung-Hyun Kim, and the game turned into a Mongolian Clusterfuck.

or:

The Vietnam War was a mongolian culsterfuck because the politicians screwed the soldiers.

by Fatty July 2, 2003

colonel cluster fucks

nickname for the students who go to colonel by secondary school.

Student 1: Hey, colonel cluster fucks!!!

Students 2,3,4,5,6: SHUT UP!! We're not colonel cluster fucks just because we go to colonel by!

Student 1: Yes it does...colonel cluster fucks!!!

by ColonelBy2013 December 16, 2011

clusterfail

When you suddenly, completely, and epicly fail (see epic fail) at EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD for no particular reason, and with no action you could have possibly taken, even if you had known that these events would occur for the entire duration of your mortal existence.

Total extinction of the majority of life on Earth, your girlfriend is cheating on you, and you just learned that Satan has doomed you to reincarnate as a McDonald's cherry pie?

Clusterfail.

by Mosher of 603 January 23, 2009

Chesterville

That town no one has ever heard of, even if they live in it.

Person 1: 'Just take a left before you get to Chesterville.'
Person 2: 'Where's that?'
Person 1: 'Where's what?'

by AlysonAlive January 16, 2011