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Christian

An idiot who should chop his dick off.
Christian is the type of person to write a suidide note and send it to you just to fuck with you. Everything he says is just infuriating to hear. For example, I was talking to him last week and he said that X deserved his death. I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that he Was a nazi sympathizer. Anyways fuck Christian
Today Christian said that women are property.
by He confuses you with big words December 4, 2018
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Christian

Christian is a very kind person and super strong and like to protect his family and friends he is also very loyal.
Christian is super kind and loyal he is also protects his family
by Crossfire May 24, 2017
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Christian

ME
Christian is ight
by MYREALNAMEISNTALLAN June 13, 2018
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Christian

This person is the most stupid and insignificant person you will ever meet it. It is truly enlightening to be away from this spasticate piece of shit.i have put myself under exigent demand to inform you how confined his knowledge is,if you would like to lose brain cells I recommend you to converse with a Christian on a daily basis
Yo dude that guy is such a Christian
He shit himself while watching the lion king two because the lions scared him
by jackja February 26, 2019
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Christian

A human being who believes in the Trinity: The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. They are just like any other person on this planet, except they know that TRUTH and the good news. They believe in the Bible. and they believe in Him.
Atheist: Oh my god! That stupid christian thinks that there is such thing as a "GOD" and they are all such jerks, and bitches.
Christian: Hi Jim how are you doing?........ Hi Tina, how are you today?........ Hola Juan y Juanita!......... Oh let me help you with that Margot!
Popular kid to his/ her friend: Did you see that christian kid?
Popular kid's friend: Yeah she is soooo nice!
Popular kid: I know right!
Christian: Hi Betsy, Carla, Raquel, Ashlyn, Jake, Jacob, and Becca!
all those kids: hey!!?
Atheist: man they're actually really nice! Hey kid! Do you believe in God?
Christian: Yeah, why? I also believe in the Trinity, and that God's Word it true and pure. And that everything in the Bible actually happened
Atheist: coooool.....
by it's me you're me October 19, 2017
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Christian

A real dickswazler.
"What's related to the name Christian?"
"Oh, easy: Dickswazler."
by CRES21123 May 8, 2019
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Christian

Fat male with a girls private part.
Also doesn’t shower
Christian wants to be black.
by Zack2344 October 23, 2019
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