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Chocolate Muncher

Jack: "what's wrong?"
Ethan: "My racist dad found out I'm a chocolate muncher."
by Shm0ker February 2, 2022
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Box of Chocolates

Engaging in anal sex inside a box, preferably cardboard.
My girlfriend surprised me with a box of chocolates for valentines day.
by SeaChel Whimsical September 18, 2010
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Sexual Chocolate

From the movie "Coming to America" w/ Eddie Murphy- name of a band in it
by laurlaur13 March 11, 2005
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Chocolate Cyclone

When you spew massive amounts of freshly inhaled vapor into another person's butthole creating a shit-vapor cyclone the likes of which Irma cannot compare to.
Jake: "Yo Grant what did you do with that girl last night?"
Grant: "I chocolate cycloned the shit out of her, my guy."
by JohnJCyclone September 12, 2017
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Chocolate Ali

When you are banging a broad, right as you are about to cum you start punching her asshole so hard that your hand slips in.
Justin: Oh, did you bang Susan?
John: Hell yea, AND I gave her a Chocolate Ali.
Ben: You punched her asshole until your hand slipped in?
John: Hell yea, I KO'd her craphole.
by John Cyz November 25, 2010
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Chocolate Turnover

I'm going to give you a chocolate turnover tonight.
by BigEvil13 December 6, 2010
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chocolate tear

A chocolate tear is when your ass waters just a little bit, it can either be from drinking too much espresso, or from your ass crying in anticipation of being penetrated.
1. He shed one chocolate tear from his winking brown eye.
2. Her ass cried a chocolate tear after he came early while fucking her up the butt.
by B.ryeen April 13, 2008
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