Chimney Spotter

Local nickname for a bloke in Beverley who used to walk around looking up at the chimneys on houses whilst laughing and getting sexual satisfaction! Also used to pace alongside trains in the station nodding at his reflection in the windows!

Darrel: "Who's the window licker with a hard on looking at my roof?"
Chris: "Chill mate, he's the Chimney Spotter"

by oscarino June 7, 2009

chimejob

<noun> A person who interjects his or her opinion on matters that do not concern them, or in conversations in which they were not involved.

<verb> The act of someone who is or has included themselves in activities, events or conversations.

No one told her, but she chimejobbed her way in and now she is coming, too.

by littlebrownlab December 21, 2010

chemenstruation

Getting your period during chemistry class.

Oh fuck....I'm getting chemenstruation.

by Aceywantsyoursoul October 16, 2011

Chimera moment

Momentary (though can last for hours or a lifetime in rare occations) disconnection from reality and falling into "Alice in Wonderland" type fantasy world.

Person experiencing a "Chimera moment" will start to substitute his her delusions for reality.

Apophis: Chill bro, you're having Chimera moment

Sufferer: I'll kill you!!!

by Fukkk Offf November 11, 2012

Chimney Splinter

When a man slides a glass thermometer into his dick hole and slams his dick in a door, shattering the thermometer, while a women watches. One of the most hardcore forms of sexual gratification, alongside such legends as the purple mongoose or the alabama hot pocket, only more painful.

Holy shit, Tyrone gave himself a Chimney Splinter last night for his bitch. She lidked it!

by TeTyrone KoolAid-Anda McPopeye February 12, 2014

chimney chicks

young women who smoke a lot

The exit was obscured by a cloud of cigarette smoke coming from a gang of chimney chicks who refused to move.

by Jag Silver November 24, 2015

Chimney Sweeper

The sexual act of vaping in a female's cock sock, and proceeding to fuck it immediately after, resulting in clouds coming out of her pussy, looking like you are sweeping a chimney with your cock.

"Bro, did you hear what Todd did last night?"
"Yeah bro, I heard he became a chimney sweeper with linda!"

by hugh jboner February 26, 2017