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Chevrolet

Ahhh, Chevrolet. This automaker has a history like a roller coaster.

In the 50's they made some of the most fantastic cars you could buy, with flair and flash and classic American charm. In the 60's and 70's they built some of the meanest and ferocious muscle cars. However, when the 1980's came about, car quality fell off a cliff. They were so cheap and plasticky and just plain bad. In the from 1990 to 2007, their cars were just terrible. After 2007, quality slowly got better and better. Today's Chevies are very good, they have technology and style like no other car. In a world of beige Toyotas and Hondas, Chevrolet cars stand out and provide very good deals for the money. Chevrolet LTZ cars can be picked up for $17K and have the same quality as some BMW cars. They are also supremely reliable and the highest mileage car was a Chevrolet Silverado, which had over one million miles.
That Chevrolet looks pretty fine...
by Bentley Flying Spur March 18, 2015
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chevy truck

thats a chevy truck, AWESOME!
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The Chevron

Sexual move which involves expanding the partners asshole to the point you can fit your penis and one testicle in at the same time. It was given the name "Chevron" because the penis laying over the testicle is similar to a gas pump.
Guy1, "I had this girl bent over and her asshole was so wide I snuck a nut inside."
Guy2, "You need to be careful when doing the chevron. If she clenches up, you might get stuck."
by AndStillNothing August 8, 2010
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chevere

its slang for 'cool' in spanish.
Toda Mi Gente Estan En El Party
Por Detras Guayando Las Shortys
Smoking Weed, Drinkin Hipnotic
Latinos, Mi Estilo, And Everything Is Chevere
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Chevrolet

Do you know what a Daewoo car is? I'll tell you what they are, they're a big pile of shit.

And I'll tell you why Daewoo cars are crap too. In Japan, making a car is an exercise in science and efficiency, constantly striving for a better car in which ever way possible. The Europeans design cars with passion, whether it be German engineering or Italian flair for design.

However, in Korea, they're viewed as fridges. As anonymous mass produced white goods. There is no passion for the car, they just knock em out fast and cheap. There's no need to design these cars, they'll just go for whatever is cheapest.

That is the reason why Daewoo cars are a bag of bollocks. Everyone in Britain knows this, so what did General Motors do? They rename Daewoo to Chevrolet. Check it out on Google, look for Chevrolet's European site, there's no corvette there unlike the american one, but there is the shitcart that is the Daewoo Matiz. Wait, I mean Chevrolet Matiz.

So apparently, by defiling the name of the trustworthy American car manufacturer, General Motors believes that it'll con us into buying their tripe. Every time a new Chevrolet is sold, a person is conned out of their money for some poor quality Korean merchandise.

And that's why I've written this definition, for anyone who doesn't know. Stay away from Chevrolet cars in Europe, they're fucking shit.
Hey Mike, I just got a new Chevrolet Corvette, it's well nice.

Oh wait, I'm in the UK, so it's just a Corvette, you know, GM had to drop the Chevrolet label on that car so it wouldn't be confused with the turd on wheels cars they sell over here.
by bastardo_bill March 1, 2005
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Chevy Monte Carslow

Chevy Monte Carslow is slang for Chevy Monte Carlo, implying slowness.
BOB: My Mustang GT kicked that Chevy Monte Carslow's ass!

JOHN: That's Peter's car, and he's got a new Camaro on order. Paybacks are Hell dude!
by Carman Ghia March 2, 2009
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Chevy Cavalier

an import domestic car that has just enough power to get into parking gear. known for faulty ignitions, overheating, and murdering tires even when professionally aligned.
if you want to buy my Chevy Cavalier, go for it. just expect to have your doors blown off by every rice burner with one of those fins on the back..
by Foozi100 August 27, 2005
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