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Chelsea

Chelsea, the name of a mutt. She loves to eat beans that are green but only from a can. Chelsea is a lady on the streets but a freak in the sheets. She is beautiful and can charm anything in sight. She is just so perfect from toe to head, but hard to get. She shines bright like a diamond, her hips don't lie, and she loves it when you call her big poppa.!
Ben: Chelsea I really like you and i wanna be more than friends
Chelsea: omg me too!
Ben: Really!? (with a big smile on his face)
Chelsea: Yea! lets be best friends.!
by Victor_Bacon November 9, 2013
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Chelsea Pace

Perfection, down to the most minute detail. Nothing is more perfect than a Chelsea Pace. Only the luckiest bastard in the world can get one of those.
-I just saw and angel.
-Must of been a Chelsea Pace
by youroneandonly92 November 4, 2010
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Chelsea

A girl who loves freaky sexual acts, there are few things they wouldn't do. Easily iritated at stupidity and needs constant sexual attention to satisfy her. Fantasies are always welcomed with her. Also likes it in the butt. Most guys want a Chelsea.
Guy1: " Man, I met a Chelsea. I'm excited."
Guy2: " You have all the luck."
by Thefunguy257 December 30, 2016
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Chelseaa

Chelsea, A badass that gives no shit to what she does. Boys may like her a lot but she has one man only and she couldn’t ask for more then a hot good looking guy.
Guy : “Dang girl, You looking fine!”
Chelseaa “Piss off, I have a boyfriend
Guy : “Dm me sexy”
Boyfriend : “Fuck off asshole”
Guy : “AHHHH HELP MEEEEE!”
Random person : “Dang I need a Chelseaa”
by LOVE ME BABY August 21, 2018
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Chelsea

Chelsea is a beautiful girl very smart. She's a leader and she can do anything she put her mind to. She's always there when u need Help she put's others before her self. She's Kind, Sweet, Helpful, Smart, Beautiful and more. She's great with kids and wife material.
Chelsea is a helpful person.
by chelsea campbell December 31, 2021
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Chelsea Smile

Placing a credit card into a persons mouth and then either stabbing them in the stomach or kicking them in the nuts causing them to scream.

Them screaming causes the the credit card to slice the sides of the lips creating a clown smile.
I gave that cunt a fuckin' chelsea smile for fuckin' me wife.
by Bilbin July 13, 2009
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Chelsea FC

An English Team based in London.

1. Have no talent.
2. Win games with luck.
3. Overjoy themselves by beating teams like Arsenal and Liverpool and lose the premierleague at the end.
4. Have a great coach.
5. He is sometimes arrogant but so r other managers
6. Compared to Manchester United they are just a bunch of twats.
7. Supported by blue bastards who think they could rule the world
8. A team that rapes the referee and demand a fucking blow job.
9. And to sum it up they SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Manchester United rules.
Yes Red forever and ever
We rule and u cant stop us
The more u hate us the more we'll stick it up ur ass and prove u wrong
Manchester United-always look on the bright side of life-sheer class.
by Glory Glory Man United June 19, 2005
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