cheat chatting

When you're instant messaging with one person and then you leave the conversation to chat with someone else.

Why is it taking you so long to reply to me? Are you cheat chatting with someone else?

by Crystal Murphy July 22, 2008

chasing rabbits

doing something totally irrelevant or being distracted from what you intend to do

I was trying to write my paper, but I wound up chasing rabbits on Wikipedia for a few hours instead.

by emilyfunction February 15, 2010

crating

the act of bringing a crate into a colege dorm shower to sit on while masterbating.

John: "hey Rudy, what are you doing with that crate?"
Rudy: "I've been pretty frustrated lately, so im going crating. Now get outa that shower, i need to use it."

by The Driller Miller October 11, 2006

Cheating

doing homework, without all of the work and thinking

Making school a hell of a lot easier

by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005

Cheating

Looking at another bitch.

Cheating is when a person looks at another person of their preference that is not their significant other. Eg: Tiffany was walking down the street with her boyfriend and there was an attractive famale passing by and she turns to Andrew and says "you looked at her! We're through!" She then later posts all over her social media that he is a dirty lying cheater.

by Sk sk sk sk sk March 30, 2017

Not Not Cheating

When a female (usually) breaks up with her boyfriend, while already having another guy picked out. Her excuse for breaking up always blames the guy for the termination of the relationship. She does this to technically avoid cheating. We guys see through this ruse AKA 'double negation'.

Sarah: "I don't feel you love me anymore.
Guy: "Why would you say that? Of course I love you."
Sarah: "We should see other people."
Guy: "Are you cheating on me?"
Sarah: "No. I'm not not cheating."

And so she sees someone else...ten minutes later.

by Henry le Rennet March 28, 2011

chasing the penguin

Having anal sex with a woman who, in other company, acts like shes a virgin, esp. if she really, really likes it.

"i have a limp, because i was chasing the penguin with suzy last night, and im raw"

by Goathead February 12, 2007