1. A TV channel that instantly gives you a disease upon watching it.
2. A TV channel that destroys your body in half the time that cigarettes do.
3. A TV channel that needs to take the stick out of its ass and make some realistic, non Christian oriented programming
4. A TV channel that produces some of the most messed up "celebrities."
5. A TV channel that only braindead idiots watch.
2. A TV channel that destroys your body in half the time that cigarettes do.
3. A TV channel that needs to take the stick out of its ass and make some realistic, non Christian oriented programming
4. A TV channel that produces some of the most messed up "celebrities."
5. A TV channel that only braindead idiots watch.
idiot: I just got syphilis!!
intelligent person: were you watching Disney Channel?
intelligent person: oh my god, did u see that?
idiot: u can't say god! thats disrespectful!
intelligent person: do u watch disney channel?
idiot: i think miley cyrus is the coolest!
intelligent person: is ur definition of "cool" a disease ridden whoreslutbitch who cant sing worth shit and is anorexic?
intelligent person: were you watching Disney Channel?
intelligent person: oh my god, did u see that?
idiot: u can't say god! thats disrespectful!
intelligent person: do u watch disney channel?
idiot: i think miley cyrus is the coolest!
intelligent person: is ur definition of "cool" a disease ridden whoreslutbitch who cant sing worth shit and is anorexic?
by alx-nikki August 25, 2009
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It became a synonym after KWGN Channel 2 in Denver renamed themselves 'the Deuce' in a very stupid move to try to attract a younger audience.
It became a synonym after KWGN Channel 2 in Denver renamed themselves 'the Deuce' in a very stupid move to try to attract a younger audience.
by Connaître April 14, 2009
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I was watching the History channel and they had a ton of crap on World War 2 and Adolf Hitler. There times I feel like they should call THC the Hitler Channel.
by Paul Della Valle January 24, 2005
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2. Incorporated never, the town comes with such vibrant history as nothing, and a cultural experience comparable to that of an infected penis.
3. Leading national consumer of mobile home furnishings.
4. A prefered nesting ground of illegal immigrants looking to florish in crime and/or take advantage of welfare programs.
5. A prefered nesting ground of third generation inbreds looking to florish in crime and/or take advantage of welfare programs.
6. National leader per capita for "cheerleader murdering" mothers.
7. A great place to raise children.
2. Incorporated never, the town comes with such vibrant history as nothing, and a cultural experience comparable to that of an infected penis.
3. Leading national consumer of mobile home furnishings.
4. A prefered nesting ground of illegal immigrants looking to florish in crime and/or take advantage of welfare programs.
5. A prefered nesting ground of third generation inbreds looking to florish in crime and/or take advantage of welfare programs.
6. National leader per capita for "cheerleader murdering" mothers.
7. A great place to raise children.
"Whoa, your from Channelview? Isn't that the place where that crazy bitch tried to hire someone to kill some high school girl because the girl made the cheer squad, and her own daughter didn't??! Wow yea..I heard of it..that place hasn't self destructed yet? Thought maybe ARCO would've wiped the place out by now."
by Nothingman3D October 8, 2008
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Channel 955 FM transmitts their power from a transmiter in Oak Park, Michigan near Detroit, Michigan.
Channel 955 or 95.5 WKQI FM can be heard as far north of Detroit as Port Huron and northern Oakland county, but Channel 955 can not be heard in Flint, Michigan.
Channel 955 or 95.5 WKQI FM can be heard as far south of Detroit as the city of Monroe.
Channel 955 or 95.5 WKQI FM can be heard as far east of Detroit as the city of Windsor, Ontario, Canada and Windsor Canada's suburbs.
Channel 955 or 95.5 WKQI FM can be heard as far west of Detroit as the city of Ann Arbor.
Channel 955 FM provides music for metro Detroiters from ages 14 to age 40 that like R&B music, Hip Hop/Rap music and Pop music and some but not all rock hits.
Channel 955 does not play all of Today's Top 40 Hits which are rock hits unlike all of the other Top 40 radio stations in Michigan and around the United States.
Channel 955 FM is owned by Clear Channel Communications.
Channel 955 FM is Detroit, Michigan's only Top 40 radio station.
Channel 955 FM transmitts their power from a transmiter in Oak Park, Michigan near Detroit, Michigan.
Channel 955 or 95.5 WKQI FM can be heard as far north of Detroit as Port Huron and northern Oakland county, but Channel 955 can not be heard in Flint, Michigan.
Channel 955 or 95.5 WKQI FM can be heard as far south of Detroit as the city of Monroe.
Channel 955 or 95.5 WKQI FM can be heard as far east of Detroit as the city of Windsor, Ontario, Canada and Windsor Canada's suburbs.
Channel 955 or 95.5 WKQI FM can be heard as far west of Detroit as the city of Ann Arbor.
Channel 955 FM provides music for metro Detroiters from ages 14 to age 40 that like R&B music, Hip Hop/Rap music and Pop music and some but not all rock hits.
Channel 955 does not play all of Today's Top 40 Hits which are rock hits unlike all of the other Top 40 radio stations in Michigan and around the United States.
Channel 955 FM is owned by Clear Channel Communications.
Channel 955 FM is Detroit, Michigan's only Top 40 radio station.
by Alex Mann August 6, 2007
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by seantorious October 14, 2010
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In reality, it is a trash heap filled with wasted potential and dumb stereotypes. Disney used to make wonderful animated classics like Aladdin, Toy Story, and Bug's Life. But now it contains a slew of unoriginal "comedies" with stereotypical characters and luagh-tracks every ten seconds to crap that is not funny at all.
Here's my proof:
*Expresses a phony high school enviroment so when the young viewers actually get there, they expect a G-Rated place, when it's anything but. (You also don't get to hang out of class for 20 minutes)
*Jokes are terrible
*Plots are all based around one thing: "normal" teenagers with a unique twist, (i.e. on a dance TV show, a pop star, WIZARDS)
*Also by some coincidence, all the actresses in real life become whores and drug addicts, (Miley Cyrus, Demi Lavato), and the actors all are faggots, (Joe Jonas, Phil Lewis), on the show and in the real world.
The only show that's good is Phineas & Ferb which is the only show that lasted longer than 4 seasons.
In reality, it is a trash heap filled with wasted potential and dumb stereotypes. Disney used to make wonderful animated classics like Aladdin, Toy Story, and Bug's Life. But now it contains a slew of unoriginal "comedies" with stereotypical characters and luagh-tracks every ten seconds to crap that is not funny at all.
Here's my proof:
*Expresses a phony high school enviroment so when the young viewers actually get there, they expect a G-Rated place, when it's anything but. (You also don't get to hang out of class for 20 minutes)
*Jokes are terrible
*Plots are all based around one thing: "normal" teenagers with a unique twist, (i.e. on a dance TV show, a pop star, WIZARDS)
*Also by some coincidence, all the actresses in real life become whores and drug addicts, (Miley Cyrus, Demi Lavato), and the actors all are faggots, (Joe Jonas, Phil Lewis), on the show and in the real world.
The only show that's good is Phineas & Ferb which is the only show that lasted longer than 4 seasons.
by 2_Z_Zach December 18, 2012
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