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Shabbos cereal

A sugary cereal that your parents didn’t let you eat during the week and was reserved for Shabbos morning.
Yossi went shopping with his mother at Seven Mile Market on Thursday to chose Fruity Pebbles as his Shabbos cereal.
by D-Train312 June 29, 2023
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Cereal Killer

1) Someone who kills others using breakfast cereal, or someone who goes to the store and kills cereal.

2) Someone who turns delicious Froot Loops and turns them into nasty cornflakes, or even putting juice rather than milk into another man's cereal and giving it to them.

3) Someone who eats cereal with juice instead of milk.
HE TOOK MY FROOT LOOPS AND SHOT THEM!! Now they have turned to CHEERIOS?? WHAT A Cereal Killer.
Ok, well Cheerios are ok. They are still good. I will still eat them.
NOT ANYMORE! HE BURNT THEM AND NOW THEY ARE Flaming Hot Cheetios!! GROSS!!
by XxxxRe1nZxxxX April 21, 2020
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Fart Cereal

The act in which you fart into a cereal box and then serve someone cereal from that box.
Eva was mad at Michael and served him a huge bowl of fart cereal
by Mamaeva May 4, 2020
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Cereal Eater

When a woman uses multiple dating apps and is quick to push a date, typically just to get free food. Similar to women jokingly asking, "So how do I know you're not a Serial killer?"
-- She says, "Hey, let's skip the small talk, and why do you take me out to dinner?" ... -- "Well... how do I know you're not a Cereal eater?
by 0utofSight December 3, 2018
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homeless cereal

Bulk cereal that comes without a home a.k.a. cardboard box. Despite its appearance, this cereal is superior. Both in quality, quantity and environmental impact.
"Hey, the homeless cereal is 2 cents cheaper per ounce than the Cheerios. Let's get that!"
by Cheeriho May 12, 2021
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cereal fest

(Noun) After a long evening of homework, typically after 10:00pm, a break is needed as well as the consumption of yummy cold cereal! Best shared with a bestie or sibling and hilarious YouTube videos.
Nevada and Cole had a cereal fest after four hours of studying for finals.
by Changus August 26, 2019
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Logansport Cereal

fruity pebbles marinated in milk overnight. A frequent delicacy of kids in logansport with single moms
Hey babe that was a great dinner! I have some great logansport cereal that’s been sitting overnight for desert.
by Cessna pilot 727 May 2, 2022
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