Cereal Eater

When a woman uses multiple dating apps and is quick to push a date, typically just to get free food. Similar to women jokingly asking, "So how do I know you're not a Serial killer?"

-- She says, "Hey, let's skip the small talk, and why do you take me out to dinner?" ... -- "Well... how do I know you're not a Cereal eater?

by 0utofSight December 3, 2018

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homeless cereal

Bulk cereal that comes without a home a.k.a. cardboard box. Despite its appearance, this cereal is superior. Both in quality, quantity and environmental impact.

"Hey, the homeless cereal is 2 cents cheaper per ounce than the Cheerios. Let's get that!"

by Cheeriho May 12, 2021

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Fart Cereal

The act in which you fart into a cereal box and then serve someone cereal from that box.

Eva was mad at Michael and served him a huge bowl of fart cereal

by Mamaeva May 4, 2020

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Fo Cereals

To check somethin in the affirmative

Niglit 1: yo bro i just found a tenner on the floor

Niglit2: fo' Cereals!??

Niglit1: yeah yeah fo cereals!

by Spanz123 October 25, 2012

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cereal number

What Internet geeks who can't spell call the serial number for a product.

Email to tech support: Hello, some of the keys on my Del Inspiron 5566 don't work, my cereal number is wife: 1516874.
Reply: Are you calling about your Dell Inspiron or about cereal? Because if you're calling about cereal, I'm sure General Mills has a phone number.

by Seshie November 14, 2019

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