Fart Cereal

The act in which you fart into a cereal box and then serve someone cereal from that box.

Eva was mad at Michael and served him a huge bowl of fart cereal

by Mamaeva May 4, 2020

homeless cereal

Bulk cereal that comes without a home a.k.a. cardboard box. Despite its appearance, this cereal is superior. Both in quality, quantity and environmental impact.

"Hey, the homeless cereal is 2 cents cheaper per ounce than the Cheerios. Let's get that!"

by Cheeriho May 12, 2021

cereal number

What Internet geeks who can't spell call the serial number for a product.

Email to tech support: Hello, some of the keys on my Del Inspiron 5566 don't work, my cereal number is wife: 1516874.
Reply: Are you calling about your Dell Inspiron or about cereal? Because if you're calling about cereal, I'm sure General Mills has a phone number.

by Seshie November 14, 2019

Cereal killer

person that kills for cereal

quick hide the cereal the cereal killer is coming.

by WITHERED FOXY June 25, 2016

Poop cereal

When you pee and poop at the same time.

Omg, while I was peeing, what I thought was a fart, ended up being poop. It was like I was peeing on top of my poop. Total poop cereal.

by Lisa g unit November 18, 2021

cereal fest

(Noun) After a long evening of homework, typically after 10:00pm, a break is needed as well as the consumption of yummy cold cereal! Best shared with a bestie or sibling and hilarious YouTube videos.

Nevada and Cole had a cereal fest after four hours of studying for finals.

by Changus August 26, 2019

Fo Cereals

To check somethin in the affirmative

Niglit 1: yo bro i just found a tenner on the floor

Niglit2: fo' Cereals!??

Niglit1: yeah yeah fo cereals!

by Spanz123 October 25, 2012