Carpool Tunnel Syndrome

Any of a wide range of afflictions resulting from repetitive commuting. Most common are sciatica and butt zits.

Crushed by cement ceiling tiles - that's serious Carpool Tunnel Syndrome!

by hbm January 3, 2009

Cartoon Network

People who said that Adult Swim is better is a freakin' idiot. They should thank Cartoon Network for letting Adlut Swim come there. Most of Adults Swim's shows are racist. Cartoon Network is better then the assholes who hate that channle. Ed, Edd n Eddy is better

1. screw people who hate CN 2. yeah there gay bitches

Go to hell Cartoon Network haters, there gay bastereds

by The Eds July 24, 2006

The 4 Cartoon Gods

These are the greatest cartoons ever made and they rule over the cartoon world.

Adventure Time: The ruler of the cartoon gods. This is the greatest TV show in existence.
(God of life, time, and love.)

Steven Universe: The second cartoon god.
(God of potential and opportunities.)

Gravity Falls: The third cartoon god.
(God of mystery, comedy, and cliffhangers.)

Regular Show: The fourth cartoon god. This is NOT a regular show.
(God of weirdness and randomness.)

"Let's watch one of The 4 Cartoon Gods when we get home."

by LeftSideTwix February 4, 2019

Carpool karaoke

When your in the car with James Cordon, most of the time with James unless it’s a rip off, and you sing loads of songs while driving

Did you see the carpool karaoke with Beyoncé

Hey I’m doing carpool karaoke today wanna join

I love watching carpool karaoke videos

by Lucyloooooooo May 8, 2018

crapoona

Adding gravitas to the word crap.

oh my god, your face looks like crapoona

hey you got some crapoona on your face

by SweetyMoll May 14, 2006

Cartoon Universe

1: The place where heroes are all good and villains are all bad; where super-villains exist and will do anything, even start wars that kill thousands or millions of innocents, just to gain a few bucks they don't need (or some other useless end).

The place where everything that the good guys say and do is good and everything the bad guys say and do is bad; where what makes the the good guys good and the bad guys bad is just that they *are* the good guys or the bad guys; and questions about what makes them so are never asked.

2: A vastly simplified and/or idealized model of reality.

3: The universe that radical left-wingers lives in.

Bill: "So Joe, are you going to vote for McCain or Obama?"

Joe: "Huh? McCain is a Republican. All Republicans are evil, stupid, and in the pocket of big business."

Bill: "Well, both McCain and Obama have very similar policies. I don't see much of a difference."

Joe: "McCain is a Republican."

Bill: "Ahh... right. Well, ok, Joe, I've got to ahhh....ummmm....wash my hair. So you go back home to the Cartoon Universe and have a really smiley-face day? OK? buh-bye."

by lafinatu February 21, 2009

Cartoon hate

Any irrational hate that is disproportionaly intense to the thing being hated on. Much like the anger shown in cartoons, steam coming out of the ears, face turns bright red. Like Donald Duck or Yosemite Sam.

Me: I hate it it when people have 11 items in the 10 items or less line. I want to tie them up and kill their families in front of them before I take my thumbs and pop both of their eyes.

Friend: Dude, its just an extra item....

Me: I know, I just have cartoon hate.

by Kalani Says May 29, 2011