carcolepsy

When the person in the passenger seat spontaneously falls asleep while driving.

Every time I get in the car, I get carcolepsy.

by ch33rch1ca96 September 26, 2010

carbonated

when someones eating out your ass and you fart on their face

(after carbonation) baby, you must be dr. pepper because youre carbonated!

by taz gam March 21, 2004

Carbone

To do something stupid, mainly as a result of not thinking it through beforehand.

"Don't Carbone closing the big account. If we lose their business we might go under."

"We're lost, you don't have a map, we're out of gas and you forget the beer. You really Carboned this road trip."

by FrenchieHammer February 5, 2009

Carbon Guilt

A fad term that retards feel when they put any amount of Carbon Dioxide in the atmosphere, such as when breathing (because exhaling does put carbon dioxide in the environment), something that the world's plant life need in order to survive anyway. This in turn will cause millions of people to get worked up on something completely stupid and ridiculous while the wealthy elite that pushes this fear and guilt on them relaxes in their life of luxury and hypocricy.

Meanwhile countless people are starving while we attempt to convert obscene amounts of corn into a gallon of ethanol fuel, and other retarded contraptions.

A: "Hey did you know breathing creates carbon dioxide?"

B: "And carbon dioxide will destroy the planet and everything in it! Let's kill ourselves, i am getting so much carbon guilt now."

A: "Ok."

/Kills themselves

by gangrenous khan July 2, 2008

Carbon Boy

a tag given to a boy if they have really dark skin
as having a lo of carbon in your body makes you dark...

boy 1: Blud, have you seen Nin, hes so dark!
boy 2: yeah fam, hes a carbon boy

by 4*MINICABS December 14, 2013

illigitimi non carborundum

Dog Latin for "Don't let the bastards get you down." Not real Latin, like Lorem ipsum. It's even on wikipedia, so I'm surprised it's not on UD.

In the huddle:

Lineman: Who's house? Our house? What time is it? Game time!

3rd string QB: Illigitimi non carborundum!

Other Lineman: What the hell was that? Get out, white trash!

by no molesta! December 29, 2009

carbon unit

A low-grade worker; a peon. A dumb person doing a dumb job, often in retail, food service, or warehousing.

"I'll get a couple of carbon units to come round tonight and take that junk away."

"One of the carbon units in Goods Inwards tripped over a cable and smashed his arm. "

by Eighth of Seven January 15, 2007