circus

1. Usually an enormous striped tent sitting in the middle of nowhere that showcases clowns and other freakshow acts on a stage full of lions and other animals.
2. Murder Inc

"You's not them G's, you's a circus." - Obie Trice

by B-Drac September 28, 2003

Circus

An event designed to horrify the young with grotesquely painted clowns, grunting animals, and cheap popcorn that stains teeth orange. Known worldwide to be an advanced technique of torture for those who are afraid of clowns.

"We will take you to the damn circus if you continue to act out, Jimmy."
"Sally went to the circus and was never the same again."
"Getting raped isn't as bad as getting raped by a Clown."
"Sammy and Jimmy went to the circus and were mauled by an elephant."

by Thomas W December 29, 2007

carcass

a dead body.

The carcasses were everywhere in the cemetery.

by Shaymin the Dictionary Queen November 4, 2011

Whore Carousel

The passing of girls or "whores" from friend to friend in a circular-like motion. If arranged beforehand, this may result in a lot sexual activity with multiple whores. This is not recommended for those with small cocks.

Tim: Dude, I hooked up with 8 girls this summer!

Dave: Me too. Don't ya just love those whore carousels!

by CarouselKing August 27, 2009

throw a tent over that circus

Comment to be made when someone is observed swaying or dancing awkwardly and looking foolish.

Wow, look at that guy move. Someone should throw a tent over that circus.

by kauz381 November 29, 2007

five-finger circus

Another phrase for masturbation

She's not coming over tonight, so I guess I'll just make a visit to the five-finger circus.

by ssnryno July 25, 2006

carcist

Someone who only likes one type of car, and hates all other manufacturers and thinks they are inferior, crap, useless etc
Ie, Holdne lover, hates every other car on the road

Jim: "man look at that black Ford, I hate that n**** sh**, I'd only drive a Holden"
Bob:"dude don’t be a carcist!"

by KC_nine November 3, 2008