The little-known tallest mountain in Arizona, which, contrary to popular belief, is actually taller than Humphrey's Peak, but debate continues about whether or not the cactus counts as part of the mountain's height.
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The act of using a fidget spinner for female masturbation. A Dirty Caius is often used by teens and lonely ass sluts.
Yo, I pulled a dirty caius last night, I had the best time of my life! You should try, you can borrow my fight spinner
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Sean: "What are you running for?"
Mike: "It's a Caucus Race!"
Jimmy: "How do you win?"
Mike: "You don't."
Sean: "How do you know when it's over?"
Mike: "You don't."
Mike: "It's a Caucus Race!"
Jimmy: "How do you win?"
Mike: "You don't."
Sean: "How do you know when it's over?"
Mike: "You don't."
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"Golly I been on this trail long, I haven't done the pokey with my girl down in the whorehouse in weeks. Gee I think I 'oughta fashion myself a cactus pussy!
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Person 1: "Wait, what time did you say he was coming over again? I keep forgetting..."
Person 2: "Wow, I've told you like three times.... Cactus!"
Person 1: "Haha, yeah- I'm mad cactus."
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Person 1: "Haha, yeah- I'm mad cactus."
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