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Cactus Rock

The little-known tallest mountain in Arizona, which, contrary to popular belief, is actually taller than Humphrey's Peak, but debate continues about whether or not the cactus counts as part of the mountain's height.
One o'clock, two o'clock, three o'clock, rock. Everyone, do the Cactus Rock!
by supaDISC May 25, 2004
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Cactus Cooch

The female variant of Cactus Cock, or the medical condition involving the sharp, prickly growth of post-shaving pubic hair, resembling a cactus' prickles.
Mary had some bad cactus cooch last night. I think she cut me with those prickles of hers!
by Matt Schroeder April 24, 2008
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Dirty Caius

The act of using a fidget spinner for female masturbation. A Dirty Caius is often used by teens and lonely ass sluts.
Yo, I pulled a dirty caius last night, I had the best time of my life! You should try, you can borrow my fight spinner
by Theshadowunderyourbed April 14, 2020
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caucus race

An un-ending event involving wonderous characters, often exhibited when under the influence of anonymous substances. See "Alice In Wonderland"
Sean: "What are you running for?"
Mike: "It's a Caucus Race!"
Jimmy: "How do you win?"
Mike: "You don't."
Sean: "How do you know when it's over?"
Mike: "You don't."
by Sean R. Hart February 16, 2008
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cactus pussy

A masturbation tool crafted by lonely cowboys made by first stripping one section of its spines, then cutting it in half. The person would then dissect the cactus in such a manner that would create a makeshift vagina. And because the inside of the cactus has a wet and plushy texture, it simulates a female genitalia well.
"Golly I been on this trail long, I haven't done the pokey with my girl down in the whorehouse in weeks. Gee I think I 'oughta fashion myself a cactus pussy!
by tpain1234567 March 13, 2011
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Mad Cactus

An all-knowing, invincible cactus with a serious attitude problem. Whenever it dances, small annoying children are thrown into an interdimensional time portal and are ripped apart halfway through. Then it hangs out in front of Denny's, pissing people off because it's such an ass. Then it dances some more.
"Mad Cactus!? MAD CACTUS!! MAD CACTUS AGGHGHGGH!! MY BODY!!"
by RustyD February 19, 2005
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Cactus

Slang term for being really out-of-it; caused by being overly tired, stoned, hungover, or just generally spaced-out, etc.
Person 1: "Wait, what time did you say he was coming over again? I keep forgetting..."

Person 2: "Wow, I've told you like three times.... Cactus!"

Person 1: "Haha, yeah- I'm mad cactus."
by Marti P. B. July 6, 2009
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