Cookie Cushion

The area above the female Public Bone.

AKA a Fupa.
See also Pansa.

"Go ahead and rest you head on my Cookie Cushion."

by CARRIED_AWAY October 18, 2024

Mud Cushion

Noun or Verb: The act of defecating one’s pants while sitting on another person’s lap.

“Woah Abbie totally mud cushioned while sitting on my lap!” -Billy

by Lady of Poop December 30, 2024

Cushionable

The ability for something to be cushioned.

my shoe was very cushionable

by 4_E.4 February 14, 2025

Yummy Whoopie Cushion

The act of eating a Red Velvet confectionery out of a female anus.

Hey Johnny, I just bought this red velvet cupcake so I can give Jenny a Yummy Whoopie Cushion

by Knivesace February 25, 2025

cushion oyster

Referring to a load of semen left on a chair or couch or backseat.

Also used in reference to a kid that's a couch potatoe.

Who is that over there on the couch? That's my little cushion oyster.

by HookerHuey June 16, 2024

California whoopee cushion

When a dude comes in another dudes ass and proceeds to fart that cum into a vagina thus causing conception of a gay fart baby.

Me: "hey Andrew H. how where you conceived?
Andrew.: "just your typical California whoopee cushion."
Me: "it's not typical"

by Recycle champ July 18, 2024

St Louis Pin Cushion

When you are the guy in angry, misandrist, neo feminist, basement, gang-pegging porn.

David is so stupid, the only job he could get was to work as a St Louis Pin Cushion!

by Dog of Mystery May 4, 2025