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coach stockton

Sensei that will chop throats if has been wronged by his students.
coach Stockton: get to work boy before you get throat chopped.
student: yes , coach stockton
by eagles15 June 14, 2016
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dizzy coach

Type of nightmare where one is paralysed and unable to move. In its most horrifying form, one is incarcerated on one's back inside a long pipe; light (usually coloured, e.g. cyan, yellow or magenta) may be seen in the distance at one end of the pipe, but the pipe itself is black.

Dizzy coach nightmares are usually accompanied by an echoing low-pitched mechanical droning sound, similar to a recording of a cement mixer subjected to excessive reverb.
I had a terrifying dizzy coach nightmare last night.
by Rick Mills September 8, 2004
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Coach mario

A cheerleading coach who thinks he's hilarious
That's a coach Mario joke
by Morganr19 September 21, 2016
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Coach Stumon

The ultimate dance move that a dad uses to disappear. The Coach Stumon Move is such a hard dance move that only men can dance it with ought messing up.
Your friend: Look your dad just pulled a coach Stumon!
You: Dad?
by Coach Stumon September 26, 2019
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Coach Joyce

A fat fuck how has no life and bullies and rapes kid for the CURRAHE way.
Coach Joyce gets his bear claws and rapes me
by i eat penis as a snack October 2, 2019
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Coach Myers

Supercool baseball coach and teacher that gives you money for water bottles
by Zrhyne06 August 26, 2021
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coach tony

Coach Tony may be the sexiest man alive. He is a pro golfer who is proud of both of his kids, his oldest one especially because he plays and starts on varsity basketball. He is only adressed as coach because of his dominance and if you ever call him by just tony he will assert 100% power and have more control than thanos and blow up the entire multi-verse. In his prime he was 3 feet 26 inches tall and 220lbs all muscle, all varsity sports. Everyone wishes he were their dad.
Damn have you seen coach tony?? His 6’2, 240 bod is lookin sexy!
by Honey nut on ur mom February 6, 2019
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