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Cleveland Enema

The instance when one is defecating on a commode and a hydrodynamic turd plunges into the bowl causing water to splash back into one's rectal cavity.
I was droppin' the Browns off at the superbowl after all you can eat wing night and the next thing I know there was a tidal wave of toilet water entering my body from below giving me a refreshing Cleveland Enema.
by marsoopeyol March 3, 2011
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Cleveland Copy Roller

The act of shitting into a copy machaine's paper rollers so that the next person to use the machine at work gets a nice surprise on the 100 interoffice memos.
Becky didn't much appreciate that Paula failed to inform her that she had eaten three bowls of chili before leaving her a nice Cleveland Copy Roller.
by Gangsta 117 January 7, 2009
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Cleveland Browns

Best damn team ever.
Their fan club is the biggest sports fan club in the world.
by KRHimself April 14, 2004
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Cleveland Steamer

A Cleveland Steamer is one of two acts that are similar for the scatalogically inclined. One is a crude sex act the other a crude break up technique. Both are the same thing.

1. You take a dump on a lovers chest while or before titty fucking (if that partner is a female.) Generally for the cacaphile only or as a domination and humiliation tool in BDSM games. See also Brown Showers. The steamer part is that it is very probably steaming from the freshness (Moisture rising from it) not to do with "steamrolling" it. Then it would have been called a "Cleveland Steamroller". It is probably named after Cleveland (Lucky us Clevelanders) because of the brown stripe left behind resembling the brown stripe on the orange Cleveland Browns Football Helmet. If you squish it down and then you spooge on it for syrup it becomes a "Boston Pancake". Don't know the origin of Boston in refernce to that act.

2. Often used as a breakup technique for angry lovers to wait till the other is asleep and dumping on their chest and leaving them to wake in it the morning after. Point made. Sexual intercourse isn't necessary beforehand technically. It is only for extra points with your pals since you obviously are only pretending to be making up and having sex to achieve this goal and are tricking the other person to get even. Usually done without knowledge of the victim if the "pooper" wants to escape alive.
Tom wanted to break up with Sally after their last fight and he made his point to her by dropping her a Cleveland Steamer and leaving the bedroom.
by BFitz99 April 19, 2006
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Cleveland Rocks

Dude, did you see those Cleveland Rocks? Why didn't he flush?
by Two dudes. May 21, 2009
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Cleveland Mudslide

The act of shitting on a girl's chest then pushing the shit with your nuts up into the girl's mouth.
Dana was begging me for a Cleveland Mudslide last night but I was like, "Bitch I don't got enough paper towels in the world to clean that shit up!"
by Stephen Earlson February 15, 2008
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cleveland fast forward

When one does a Cleveland Rewind and forgets about it. Then at a future date goes to wipe and gets his own poop covered paper.
I wish I hadn't been drinking when I tried that Cleveland Rewind cuz I just got the Cleveland Fast Forward.
by Maaatt123 February 13, 2008
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