A deformed hand, caused by a near endless amount of masturbation. All that wanking causes the subjects hand to shape into a claw-like entity that forms perfectly around penis shaped objects.
John: Eh Wayne, you holdin' an invisible water bottle?
Wayne: Nay John, thats my wanking claw.
John: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thats knarly gross!
Wayne: Aye, I was up till 8 this morning tryin to pitch one off.
John: Yikes.... well from the looks of that claw you've got one awful small wee-wee.
Wayne: (sighs)Aye... well I'm off to the loo.
John: To do what?
Wayne: (holding claw) What do you think?
Wayne: Nay John, thats my wanking claw.
John: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thats knarly gross!
Wayne: Aye, I was up till 8 this morning tryin to pitch one off.
John: Yikes.... well from the looks of that claw you've got one awful small wee-wee.
Wayne: (sighs)Aye... well I'm off to the loo.
John: To do what?
Wayne: (holding claw) What do you think?
by Martyn with a 'y' bitches May 8, 2008
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by Amaal Greenwood-Goodwin January 8, 2007
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by Allyson. May 9, 2008
Get the cawwy mug.The act of a man making a 'C' shape with his hand and inserting his thumb in a woman's anus while having sex with her from behind. Often times, the man will move his thumb in and out by flicking his wrist; similar to throttling a motorbike.
"I was porking this bitch last night, you should have been there!!!" - Chris-------"No shit, really?!?!!? Did you throw in a C-Claw?"-Vin
by whitebeast May 4, 2009
Get the C-Claw mug.its a saying, 'retract the claws' cats have claws and only get them out when angry/fighting so 'retract the claws' as in you dont want to start a cat fight, saying often used more by girls.
by aperson? December 30, 2010
Get the retract the claws mug.The Dragon Claw is the 1-3-5 (Red-Yellow-Orange) chord in "Through The Fire and Flames" by Dragonforce in Guitar Hero 3.
It is the most difficult chord in the game.
It is the most difficult chord in the game.
by Adam Zivojnovich February 18, 2008
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Oh sorry I just fingered my missus and she has run out of vagiclean - I must have quim claws
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