Chandler

Typically short and tends to be sarcastic but get to know him and he'll sweep you off your feet.

I wish I could have a Chandler
I met a Chandler last night and I'll never let him go

by ChaoticSquid April 17, 2017

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Chandler

Chandler is a gross otaku who has terrible memory and the laugh of a 4 year old child.

Chandler is SHORT as hell
Chandler is a b i t c h

by Cheeweer September 30, 2019

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Chandler

That weird human who is always making sarcastic comments and being weird

Actorguy: I need help. In rehearsal, I had to kiss a guy!
Chandler1: because he was just so gosh darn cute?
Chandler2: you're such a chandler(!)
Chandler1: says you!

by Emzy S. August 30, 2019

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The act of dating one's partner for an extremely long time, only to propose after decades. A comparatively brief engagement ensues, the wedding happening so soon after that many of the guests don't have time to bring a gift.

"Chandler? I barely even know her! We've only been dating for 23 years... "

by Heater Beater October 9, 2019

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