boner sniffer

A jealous biiotch who insists on smelling her man's crotch when he comes home after a "guys night out."

That skank Kayla is a boner sniffer! Every time Tony comes home after hanging out with the guys, she tells him to drop trou so she can sniff his crotch for traces of another woman's cootchie sauce!

by Misty Dawn June 26, 2008

Delaware Boner

A male erection that is small and unimpressive.

Jill: I gave Mitch anal for his birthday last night.
Jane: Wow! That is really generous of you.
Jill: Not really, he has a Delaware Boner
Jane: Wow, that's like getting a pair of Jimmy Choo heels for the price of Nine Wests!
Jill: OMG! I LOVE SHOES!!!
Jane: Totally, I am so wet now.

by Prozak Morris August 20, 2009

Lady Boner

When A womans clitoris gets hard or starts tingling

girl:holy fuck hes hot!
girl 2: then go talk to him
girl:gurl i got a lady boner

by PrincessBLARITY January 30, 2017

frustration boner

a frustration boner usually happens when someone is losing at any kind of event, such as a video game. your testosterone is quickly channeled into your penis, causing you to sport a brand new boner fueled by your angry testosterone rush.

after i got stuck with a grenade in halo, i was forced to excuse myself from the game to relieve my frustration boner.

by davidthemurderer January 27, 2006

baner

1. more obsolete, destructive, woeful
2. more of a source of harm and ruin

It is NO COINCIDENCE that John Boehner's name is pronounced "baner" (btw, the alternative pronunciation is "boner" :-)

by tifosa September 26, 2010

Breakdown Boner

The practically orgasmic uncorking of spontaneous joy from listening to a hardcore breakdown.

When we were in the car jamming out to "You Already Know What You Are" by ADTR, Taylor got a phone call and had to turn it off, and thus totally killed my Breakdown Boner.

by A4estonfire April 25, 2010

boner insurance

Stringing your present girlfriend along until you can find a new and improved one.....

Even though she made him mental,Paul made sure he had boner insurance by dating his present girlfriend until he could find a better replacement.

by sheila in the car September 23, 2011