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Burrito Job

its when you get a handjob with your dick in a burrito and the girl eats the burrito after you cum into it,
-true burrito job will have extra guac and be warm.

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Becky gave me the nastiest burrito job after school today, she even went home and ate it in front of her parents!
by jeever November 3, 2017
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burrito blanket

When you roll yourself in so many blankets that you become very comfy and fluffy in them like a burrito. Used in cold temperatures and is most enjoyable when binge watching. Also can be used in times of sadness to curl up in and hide because of how fluffy it can be.
Tyler: What are you doing?
Jordan: I was cold so I wrapped myself into a burrito blanket
Tyler: How does it feel?
Jordan: It's very comfy and fluffy and I feel very nice
Tyler: Well I guess you found another way to add 10 pounds to your weight involving burritos
Jordan: Hey, burritos don't make me fat
Tyler: Yes they do, and you managed to find another way to make you fat. Now involving damn burrito blankets
Jordan: *curls inside burrito blanket to hide and cry*
by NightWalker21 July 27, 2019
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burrito friendship

A relationship with a close friend where they can be their broken self with you and you can be your broken self with them and you're actually there for each other and don't have to act strong and perfect for each other.

It is called a burrito friendship because some people, when they are broken or depressed, sit in bed and wrap a blanket around themselves, making themselves a human burrito of sadness. And when you find someone else who you can be a burrito with, you develop a friendship, which is the burrito friendship.
Charlie gets sad sometimes about life and becomes a burrito.

Aly is also sad but she met Charlie and they can be burritos together.

Aly and Charlie's relationship is a burrito friendship.
by duckiemelon December 28, 2013
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Burrito Jizz

The melted sour cream that comes out of your burrito from either the top or bottom.
Ewwww Burrito Jizz*wipes hand off*
by The only real ninja here February 19, 2010
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Dry Burrito

After a guy has sex or masturbates, after or before pissing, he wraps the head of his cock in toilet paper. This is because the head is tender.
The guy had to do a Dry Burrito after that tight chick. His head was swole!
by SexiiLadiesLikeDick November 14, 2011
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secret burrito

noun

A burrito kept and consumed in secret—typically in an industrial work area where food and beverages are prohibited— hidden under a stack of paper documents.
That senior airman thinks he’s sly with his secret burrito on his toolbox.
by Radio Mastermind December 10, 2021
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burrito stratification

The arrangement of burrito ingredients in an orderly fashion, such that entire bites or sections are one ingredient. Can occur radially and axially.
I just got a mouth-full of cilantro because this Moe's burrista doesn't understand he's creating burrito stratification.
by Nucleardictionary May 19, 2018
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