secret burrito

noun

A burrito kept and consumed in secret—typically in an industrial work area where food and beverages are prohibited— hidden under a stack of paper documents.

That senior airman thinks he’s sly with his secret burrito on his toolbox.

by Radio Mastermind December 10, 2021

burrito grease

cream, jizz, cum

that bitch leaked my burrito grease on my polo and wrangler jeans!!

by friendlyfires May 19, 2009

Dry Burrito

After a guy has sex or masturbates, after or before pissing, he wraps the head of his cock in toilet paper. This is because the head is tender.

The guy had to do a Dry Burrito after that tight chick. His head was swole!

by SexiiLadiesLikeDick November 14, 2011

Burrito Jizz

The melted sour cream that comes out of your burrito from either the top or bottom.

Ewwww Burrito Jizz*wipes hand off*

by The only real ninja here February 19, 2010

minty burrito

the minty burrito is where a girl is chewing peppermint gum and simultaneously giving a guy a blow job. She fits the gum over his dick and finishes him off , creating a cum/gum bubble. She continues to chew the gum.

Dude, I got Tracy to give me a minty burrito yesterday at the party.

Gnarly.

by The_Scar_Master November 13, 2011

Smitty burrito

Commonly used in response to an inaccurate fact, fabricated statement or false narrative that is decisively full of shit. Smitty burrito became popular during Covid-19 period although started in the 1970s when a parent passed their childs soiled diaper off as wrapped burrito.

Covid 19 is a government conspiracy - response - Does that Smitty burrito come with hot sauce. The world is flat - response - Thanks for that stale Smitty burrito. Response to long narrative -- I don't know anyone that makes Smitty burritos like you or thanks for all those home-made Smitty burritos. You swallowed that Smitty burrito whole! A gullible person or far right or left group -- Smitty burrito appassionato(s).

by Paritybond February 6, 2022

Beefy Burrito

The man takes burrito ingredients and stuffs them in the foreskin an uncircumcised penis and shove the penis in the girls mouth while he sucks.

I went to the market to pick up some beef and beans, my wife is getting a nice beefy burrito tonight.

by Beef head bob May 3, 2018