Comfort Buffer

A Comfort Buffer is a friend-zoned person who is used as a comfort, for someone who is trying to fix a current / ex relationship. The buffer is simply there to provide friendship comfort and may not continue their friendship if a relationship is fixed.

Nick only keeps Isabel around as a comfort buffer, until he is able to fix his current relationship.

by TheArtofWarr September 23, 2023

Buffering

When you put your nose in a girl’s ass and inhale

I was buffering a girl last night

by LT FuzzyNuts April 20, 2018

bar buffer

When you're stuck at dive on a bad date or in an awkward conversation you can't escape...a bar buffer is an acquaintance of yours that is a religious staple at any watering hole who is always happy to see you and loves keeping up conversation. Thank God for their early onset alcoholism because in sticky situations like this, they will be your right hand man until bar close.

I cant believe I caved to go out with this guy, he's more annoying than his texts and this beer won't make the night any better...Holly thought to herself .
Oh thank God there's Gabby! It's happy hour of course she's here, bar buffer to the rescue!

easy out wing man third wheel savior

by Helladays January 28, 2016

Buffer and chill

When you mess around with your partner instead of watching the video because the wifi is bad.

"Did you guys enjoy the movie?"
"Nah man, it was buffer and chill all night"
"Did you tap tho?"
"AYEEEE"

by SirRusky May 1, 2016

Buffer Kiss

An opportunity to make out with your significant other while your video is buffering.

My internet is so damn slow we buffer kissed like 5 times before the movie was over.

by ska69 November 21, 2011

Layoff Buffer

The group of incompetent, idiots at your workplace who will be laid off before you.

Worker 1: Did you see how bad Brian's latest project has gotten?
Worker 2: No but I can image, the guy is a total layoff buffer.

by StabbAmonte May 14, 2015

Cellular Buffer

Briefly: A term used whenever a outage effects cellular towers, making cellular data really slow.

Joe: Why is my phone data really slow?
Bob: It's a Cellular Buffer

by crowmechai_ May 17, 2021