Whore's Breakfast

Starting the day off right with One large coffe and two cigerettes to help get the blood level balanced and the bowels movin before getting underway.

Is he still in the shitter?
Yea!
Whore's breakfast again.

by foug March 25, 2003

Nigger's breakfast

A wholesome, hearty breakfast made with fresh ingredients, of the kind eaten by a field nigger before the day's work begins.

We had the usual nigger's breakfast before setting out for the day. (Ernest Hemingway)

by Clamrock January 09, 2010

Breakfast In Bed

When two people share the first meal of the day in bed

Chad : Oh Baby last night was amazing my cock hasn't been that deep in a while!
Chad's Wife : I love you baby how about some Breakfast In Bed?
Steve : Hey guy's I heard you want some Breakfast In Bed!
Chad's Wife : WTF!
Chad : Well he is my weekend bitch!
Steve : How about some bacon egg's & sasuage!
Chad : Mmm you know how I love your sasuage!
Steve : Yeah especially in your bed!
Chad's Wife : Oh My God!
Chad : Get that sasuage over here!
Steve : Oh Baby!
Chad : MMMMM! I love Breakfast In Bed!
Chad's Wife : OH MY GOD! The both of you get the fuck out of my house!

Chad : I'm sorry would you like some of Steve's special sasuage too?
Chad's Wife : GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!

by SlopNChop February 04, 2018

Breakfast Jack

Any form of manual genital manipulation that occurs prior to 10AM.

I woke up with morning wood but my girlfriend is on her period so I had to settle for a Breakfast Jack.

My folks left early this morning so I managed to get in a Breakfast Jack before school.

by Basil Hill February 15, 2009

Breakfast at Tiffanys

Quite a hell of a movie starring Audrey Hepburn and George Peppard, based on the book by Truman Capote

"Did you see Breakfast at Tiffanys? That dress Audrey Hepburn wore was soo hip!"

by audrey<3 January 27, 2008

BELGIUM BREAKFAST

The act of cracking a raw egg and pouring it into a womens vagina , then sticking your penis ( sausage) in there and scrambling it up , in return making a belgium breakfast.

Oh em gee johnny, that belgium breakfast was so messy last night , but oh so good.

by dildo llama! February 07, 2006

Breakfast Club

A Purdue University Tradition in which people dress up in costume and head to the bars early Saturday morning before every home football game or during Grand Prix

Are you going to breakfast club tomorrow?

Yes ma'am, btfu!

by Tony El Oso April 04, 2009