boulder brain

A boulder brain is a Norfolk inbread male, who is over weight has poor hygiene, rarely washes towels sheets.... stresses over everything but not as much as his trouser button. Pants always down crack showing. Loverble, simple, germ ridden.
Lewis,you boulder brain, go have a wash!
by Neilwill September 26, 2019
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Boulder Boobies

When a person boobs are so stone hard it could crush anything
"Hey, Daniel has some mighty BOULDER BOOBIES"
"Yeah.. I could tell with half of your face gone... "
by Surfmad February 07, 2022
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Boulder Boobies

Boobies so hard it could crush a human
"Daniel has some might boulder boobies!"
"Yeah I could tell with half of your face gone... "
by Surfmad February 07, 2022
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boulder artist

n. Person who paints, photographs, or arranges rocks in stunningly creative ways.

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Have you seen Erin's photos of Machu Picchu? She is truly a boulder artist.

Bolder than who?
by gnostic3 November 18, 2017
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Snow boulder

When you wait a week to cum and take pills for more seamen. You let our a huge load on her face. Then proceed to lick it off and kiss her.

You: you like to snow ball
Her: babe that was a snow Boulder
Baby I been wanting to snowball you.
Well get ready cause I'm a give you a snow boulder
by Wavylife May 29, 2022
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Mossy Boulders

One’s hairy nuts that are in desperate need of a lineup.
1.Damn bro… I got myself some Mossy Boulders
2. OMG… Did you hear Jake has some Mossy Boulders?!?
by TSM_NuttSacc September 19, 2021
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Bouldered

when stoned just isn't enough
1) John Lennon and Paul McCartney must have been bouldered when they wrote 'Come Together'
by Psycho Violet October 30, 2013
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