Bonus Tits

When you’re straight, but you happen to stumble upon a ladyboy pounding out a cis hottie. You ignore the facts, and you get the tissues anyway. It’s like regular straight porn, but with (BONUS TITS).

Sheittt boi, you know I’m straight but I don’t mind me some bonus tits here and there. (PSA, searching for trans porn is gay, but stumbling upon some bonus tits is totally not).

by JDMLord94 June 21, 2024

Bonus Hour

The hour that does not exist due to daylight savings time

Thank god I had a bonus hour, I hoovered schnef in the rectory, but it didn’t exist

by Dakota kid November 03, 2019

Double Bonus

While in your session of taking a poop or dump, you decide to double bonus and masturbate while still on the toilet.

Dude I took the nicest dump, and then it turned into a double bonus.

by Cohack7 August 11, 2014

Bonus Day

The days following a work bonus where you call off because you don’t need the money.

Hey bob, where is Jeremi? Oh he called off, got his bonus check and took some bonus days.

by Kwall302 December 16, 2019

Toaster bonus

The burnt crumbs that accumulate at the bottom of your toaster. Occasionally will emanate that burnt smell throughout your kitchen even though what you're trying to cook really isn't burning.

"I had a nice pile of toaster bonus on my counter after trying to dislodge a stuck bagel."

by Sakoesis August 29, 2008

Bonus Meal

the act of eating pussy or eating out a girl's vagina

Yo Thrill, have you bonus mealed yet down under?

by Thrill Stone August 15, 2008

Bonus Madness

Sub game on a highly addictive fruitmachine found on Sporting odds casion.

Used to describe madness that was not forseen yet is very enjoyable.

Bonus Sadness

"there's some crazy shit going on, it's Bonus Madness!"

"I spent 60 quid but atleast i got Bonus Madness!"

"This DVDA is Bonus Madness"

by Jebus September 24, 2004