Brucie Bonus

The additional utility a woman receives when finding that her partner for the night has a HUGE cock.

I had a brucie bonus last night.

by SexyandIknowit-JF November 21, 2011

Brucie Bonus

When your smoking a spliff in a group environment and someone passes you the roach with maximum of one toke left.

Cheers buddy! you sorted me out with a Brucie Bonus. A literal translation of Bruce Forsyth jizzing into your mouth, whilst shouting "Nice to see you. To see you Nice!......."

by The Jizzernator November 17, 2009

IT'S A BONUS! BELIEVE IT!

A phrase originating from the video game Naruto: Clash of Ninja 2. The second half of the phrase originates from the phrase Believe it!. Originally used on the extras menu, it is used as an over enthusiastic response for something that one would not consider a "bonus" at all.
It is commonly used as punchline in a joke involving someone about to receive or do something somewhat desirable (engage in intercourse, win a prize on a game show, make a purchase). The second person mentions something very undesirable in addition to the initial object/act. The first person indicates their displeasure, while the second exclaims the phrase.

1: Congratulations! You've won a brand new car!
2: OMFG! This is the greatest day of my life!
1: But you'll have to time to use that car, as you've won a trip to maximum security prison!
2: WHAT?!
1: IT'S A BONUS! BELIEVE IT!

by Cube B September 1, 2007

Christmas bonus

To give a Christmas bonus, a girl must have sex with a guy in the cowgirl position. Then she gets off right before he orgasms, knees him in the balls, says 'Merry Christmas' and walks away.

Shelly gave John a Christmas bonus last night and he couldn't get out of the fetal position for ten minutes.

by TRX534 November 29, 2009

Gash Bonus

Stealing a deal (order) someone else has been working on while they are off and putting it into your own name. Then getting paid an extra (gash) bonus for doing it.

Dan: What happened to that deal I was working on?
Mark: He called yesterday when you were off.
Dan: Is he going to deal?
Mark: Yes, I dealt him up yesterday in my name, I've also been paid a Gash Bonus

by Top-Nsher April 24, 2011

potato bonus

Refers to the tasty spud-chunks that are included in canned mixed vegetables, as opposed to frozen bags of them that only contain the "standard five" garden-delights (peas, green beans, carrots, corn, and green lima beans).

Canned mixed vegetables are indeed blessed with a potato bonus, are pre-cooked and ready-to-eat, and do not require refrigeration till opened, but there are drawbacks to them when compared to just the frozen kind: they may cost more per ounce (i.e., over a buck for a 15-ounce can as opposed to maybe two bucks for a two-pound cello-bag; there is considerably less than the stated weight of solid veggies in the can, also, since a lot of the product's volume is made up of the broth that they're cooked in), they are often excessively salty, and they aren't usually so robust-flavored as the freshly-cooked fare you'd get from stewing up a frozen bag of them yourself, either.

by QuacksO March 3, 2019

dumb bonus item

An object that is packaged with a video game for no other reason than to make an otherwise unappealing game more appealing to young, uninformed or naive consumers

Person 1: ''Why did they package this game with something that has nothing to do with it?
Person 2: ''Oh thats just a dumb bonus item they bundle with the game so more people buy it.

by NotNanoBurn October 10, 2020