Bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo

A bunch of retarded mostly valorant shitcans especially this one dude called robbie he sucks(Iron)

me: yoo bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo
them: so your an autistic iron retart thats scream CHICKEN

by uhpink December 14, 2023

bongo

basically means a man of overwhelming confidence, who people aspire to be like

When i grow up i wanna be like Bongo

by filipinoboy8 November 22, 2021

Bongo Beater

Something that makes 0 sense or an unbelievably bad take.

Tom : Was Hitler really bad?
Matt: You're such a bongo beater

OR
Matt: That's a bongo beater

by QueenLatisha May 30, 2022

Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole

Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp

by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024

dongo de bongo

dongo like a bongo is real in tha hutt

dongo my mom is al de bongo ful of bongo.

or

Dongo de bongo is a real king of a Bongo.

or lif is sad without a dongo in de bongo

by hdugedhsdmdbhjb November 28, 2018

gods bongos

heavenly tits brought about from the gods to torture and insnare the feeble minded

dude, I was playing gods bongos and lost all my money. Can I get a loan ?

by celeste tits April 15, 2020

Bongos

An ass you could rest a coffee cup on

Yo have you kristas bongos? Yeah and I've played them too

by Tom the beeper January 16, 2016