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Bongos

An ass you could rest a coffee cup on
Yo have you kristas bongos? Yeah and I've played them too
by Tom the beeper January 16, 2016
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Bouncing Bongos

(n) large breasts with a good amount of bounce. Use with caution: a woman's breasts are not bouncing bongos unless they bounce even when she's sitting still.

Usually present on women who are tops 'cause the view is fucking awesome
Also great to hold when giving backshots
All I want in a woman is a nice pair of bouncing bongos and bunny ears
by Aaaaaaah!-lexander June 18, 2024
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Hi I’m Bongo

Hi I’m Bongo is something only pifs do
“Hi I’m bongo” Jimmy
Oh cool ima pif to ! “ Jonny
“Yum” Jimmy
by GassedTomato November 9, 2019
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Crongo-Bongo

Etymology: Solobrity Dialect
Solobrity is a devolved celebrity sub-language spoken by the cursed humanoids Woll Smoth and the Fronds, whose mouths are too small to pronounce any vowel except “O.”
Within this distorted dialect, “cringe” became “crongo.”
The term “Crongo-Bongo” was born when “crongo” reminded one scholar of Bongo-Bongo, the monstrous shadow boss from Zelda: Ocarina of Time—thus merging social shame with eldritch energy.

Crongo-Bongo describes a transcendent act of cringe so severe that it becomes mythologically irreversible.
It is not simple embarrassment. It is a boss fight of regret.
“He joined the VC on meth, started crying about the holographic universe, and then left mid-rant after saying ‘I am the slab.’”
“Legend. Crongo-Bongo Tier 9.”
by realtimecrease May 20, 2025
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Bongo

trying to con your way out of a situation
John: let me owe you for just a couple more days I need to feed my sick cat.
Harry: Stop the bongo, I want my money tomorrow.
by BongoStopper8 June 24, 2021
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Bongo Head

A person who’s mother was in an interracial gang bang while pregnant with them. Thus pushing in their soft spot.
by AaronBonehart May 12, 2022
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BONGO

“Who’s coming to the party tonight?” “Moss is rolling up with all their BONGOs.”
by polarseltzer69 June 11, 2023
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