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blunt:30

The time of day when two or more stoners (i.e. daily marijuana users) get blunted. It's optimal usage answers the question "what time is it?" to signal that persons readiness to get high.
Stoner 1: Dude, I gotta take a huge dump, get fresh, eat lunch and be at work soon. What time is it?

Stoner 2: (simulates reading of wristwatch) My watch is saying blunt:30, bro.
by TrillMillz September 7, 2009
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Bluetooth

The new fanny pack. A bad misunderstanding of the philosophy of form over function.

Among the saddest in the history of status symbols. Worn to impress when not in use. Otherwise totally annoying to bystanders when used.

The ultimate in lazyness as users prefer not to lift an arm to talk on the phone!
Hey! You talkin' to me? Are YOU talkin' to ME? I don't see a Bluetooth on this side of your face, so you must be talkin' to ME!

See Dick. See Dick go out with Jane. See Dick wear Bluetooth out. Youthful, wealthy, tech-savvy, Dick. See Jane embarrassed of her date. See Jane not know who Dick is talking to at any given moment. See Jane slap that dorky sh*t right off Dick's head! Don't be a Dick.
by Bradlecat April 11, 2008
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Blunt Wrap

(n) flavored tobacco rolling papers that come in sealed packages to keep them fresh. most commonly used for rolling blunts of weed.
Chuck: yo, hit up the gas station and pickup some strawberry Blunt Wraps.
Vincent: word. I got the weed right here.
by James Beamish July 30, 2005
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Bluntatitus

When you smoke so many blunts, that you shit out a horse dick and throw up a wheel chair.
Man, them juggalo blunts last night were so fuckin' harsh, I think I got Bluntatitus.
by gn42o98ugnu94ng March 23, 2007
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Bluetooth

Premature ejaculation with no physical stimulation, ie. "hands free".
Woman 1: Why did your night end early?
Woman 2: When he took off my bra, I'm pretty sure he bluetoothed and that was it.
Woman 1: Really?
Woman 2: Yeah, he tried to say it was spilled cake batter!
by Bask in it June 18, 2013
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Blunt Berry

Any chick that cannot afford money for her own weed; instead of paying, she just has sex with the guy who has the weed she needs.
That girl never has any weed or money, she gets her green for free by sleeping with whoever has some dro.

Damn, she is a Regular Blunt Berry!
by MJ239 September 25, 2011
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Bluetoot

When a person farts while using a Bluetooth device and the person on the other end hears it.
Last night while I was on the phone with my boyfriend I heard a bluetoot.
by Bluetooter March 30, 2010
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