budget

a code word for marijuana when you'd rather not make the topic of weed obvious.

The logic is as follows...
you get bud
you bud get
you budget.

can be used as a verb ''to budget'' or a noun ''budget''.

Stoner 1 - When we picking up that we-
Stoner 2 - BUDGET MAN! BUDGET! YOU GET BUD! REVERSE IT? WHAT DO YOU GET? BUDGET!!
Stoner 1 - woah, chill out dude, I was only asking when we were going to get the wendy house from my brother's...

by satirejs February 21, 2011

budget

a way to go broke methodicaly!

This years political budget!

by samydoot May 13, 2005

bludgen

Bludgen-To beat powerfully with force with an object of great mass. Usually to hurt a friend in playfull manner.

-He was bludgened with a rubber bat
-John bludgened Steve with his inflatable hammer

by Shawn May 13, 2005

blunged-up

When something is totally discomboobuluated.

I tried to make Turkey Chili, but what came out was a blunged-up abortion of a meal.

by Stubblecat April 5, 2007

Bludgehound

When your bro goes over by you and just thrusts the fingers up your ass

Ay yo Mitchell you better watch out because I’m finna bludgehound your ass.

by Mcatherin07 December 2, 2019

Sump Bludgeoning

The act of having hard vigorous anal sex with a female.

John: "I'm gonna do some sump bludgeoning tonight."

by The Galavanters February 26, 2010

Doll bludger

A doll bludger is someone who can physically work and doesn't have any medical conditions to stop them from working, but don't want to work.
Instead the will go on job seeker (job seeker(not really looking for work) and take 5¢ from every tax payers incomes to support their lazy asses.

Tax payer: oi what's your name
Doll bludger: doll
Tax payer: phuck you doll
Doll bludger: what's your name
Tax payer: tax wh...
Doll bludger: phuck you tax

by coop-meme January 6, 2021