Floppert Bloppert

A Floppert Bloppert is a person who is working in the army and deescalates differrent situations in foreign countries

The Floppert Bloppert talked to the locals to blopper the situation.

by A bottle of wine December 19, 2020

Late Bloomer

Late Bloomer is a song by artist named Taura Lamb. The song is written from a perspective of overprotective friend that's why sounds shady. You can listen to it non stop because this is truly masterpiece. Taura never disappoints

"I can't stop listening to Late Bloomer, this song is too good"

by lipypoo May 15, 2021

angry blopper

A pent up ejaculate long held in from the long anticipated inevitable romp with the partner after months away working, incarceration, military tour etc. This is the consistency of Elmer’s glue and contains coagulated nuggets of tapioca cum.

It’s been a fortnight since I last bedded the Missus i’m certain I will deposit the angry blopper in her guts!

by Dr. Hyrüm Wifflesnüff April 10, 2023

Doom Bloomer

Someone who lights up and experiences enjoyment when talking about other people’s tragedies and misfortunes, either for attention or for the entertainment aspect of it.

Lorraine was a real doom bloomer telling everyone about how Judy’s son is sick in hospital.

by Aubergine Skye April 14, 2024