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bloody skunk

A bloody skunk is the result of an act of rough anal sex. The person receiving the anal sex is left looking like a bloody skunk. A skunk is black and white, just like the fecal matter and ejaculate. This skunk is bloody because the rough anal sex caused bleeding. The skunk is a skunk because it's a butt and, well, butts smell.
He got that woman so crunked
She didn't notice she got bloody skunked

He gave her a bloody skunk and immediately broke up with her afterwards. Then he sent some pictures of it to her parents. They were not impressed.
by Dan from Cali September 10, 2005
mugGet the bloody skunkmug.

Bloody Sundae

A metaphor, popularized by YouTuber Nerd Explains, which compares the horror movie situation where one or more characters experience multiple signs in an area that something is “very wrong” with the making of a banana split/sundae. With each new sign experienced by the character(s), an ingredient is added to the metaphorical sundae, and once the metaphorical sundae is complete, one or more of the characters are either harmed or killed by whatever was causing the signs.
“If the front door being open is the split banana, this is the three scoops of ‘get the fuck out of the house’ ice cream”
-Nerd Explains explaining the Bloody Sundae in his video, “How to Beat the KILLER CAMERA in ‘Polaroid’ (2019)”
by Nerdgator137 December 5, 2020
mugGet the Bloody Sundaemug.

bloody pampers

he lost the bet, and now he has to eat his girlfriend's bloody pampers.
by juicejuice April 13, 2009
mugGet the bloody pampersmug.

Bloody zombie

When you have sex with a girl on her period, get your dick really bloody, then cram it in her asshole.
My girl was getting freaky on her period, so I gave her that bloody zombie. That did the trick!
by Malone dick November 2, 2013
mugGet the Bloody zombiemug.

bloody gash

"Dude, do you ever have sex with your girl when she's on the rag?"

"No way, I don't like bloody gash."
by Jimboslice1976 October 23, 2013
mugGet the bloody gashmug.

Bloody Anus

When you get butt fucked in prison so much, your ass bleeds daily. (DONT DROP THE SOAP KIDS!!!)
My i shouldnt have violated my probation. Now i have a bloody anus.
by Poison53 January 25, 2018
mugGet the Bloody Anusmug.

Bloody oyster

Period ridden vagina. A female private part that is soaked in menstration blood.
I went to perform oral on her and she had a bloody oyster.
by usmccouret July 21, 2014
mugGet the Bloody oystermug.

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