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blood on the leaves 

When slaves were whipped, their blood splattered on the cotton leaves.
Kanye West once told me it was okay to put blood on the leaves.

Blood Tear 

When a man ejaculates and blood comes out of his penis when he cums.
A person was masturbating for over 1 hour and he ended up and finally climaxes, and instead of sperm he ejaculates a blood tear.
Blood Tear by Theodorable October 19, 2009

blood shart 

When a person thinks they are just going to fart and to their dismay, Bloody poop soils their underpants. Usually happens during illness or during times of severe kidney stones
"Hey john, why are you making that face?"

"I just sharted, I have to go home. Actually, I blood sharted, take me to the hospital"
blood shart by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010

Blood queef 

a violent, bloody vaginal discharge that generally resembles (both visually and audibly) that of a ketchup bottle that hasn't been shaken properly.
Enrique: I was eating out my girlfriend but she blood queefed into my mouth!
Helga: Oh, dude... thats delicious... *rubs clit*
Blood queef by Hotpocketyum February 12, 2012

Blood Dragon 

After having sex with a woman who is hard on her period (your balls are a bloody mess), stand next to the wall and smack your nuts into the wall, leaving a bloody print of a flying dragon.
I am sure she will be pissed off when she finds the blood dragon on her wall.
Blood Dragon by Mobscenity October 20, 2014

Blood for the Blood God 

Technoblade killed his teammate for coins? BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Technoblade killed the owner? BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Technoblade won a 3 v 50? BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD