bisexual

In Roman times, the average man. In modern times, the average woman.

"I had a sense that Gudeau might bat from both sides of the plate." --ettercap

by Killing Kittens June 20, 2004

Bisexual

"Bisexual" is a term used to refer to those who are sexually and emotionally attracted to members of both genders.

Unfortunately in today's society bisexuals are not taken seriously. There are 3 types of "bisexual" (only one of which is genuine);

1. The genuine bisexual. This needs no further explanation.

2. The gay bisexual. This is someone who is actually homosexual but tells people they are bisexual to be able to have relationships with their own gender while feeling more socially accepted than they would if the truth was known about their sexual preference.

3. The attention seeker. These are mostly promiscuous females. Males tend to have a habit of liking seeing girls being sexual with other girls while still liking males. Desperate females claim bisexuality to get sex with superficial guys. If you are male, stay away from these girls. Actually, stay away from these girls no matter who you are.

1. Sarah is in a relationship with Sean. She loves him but she has deep feelings for her long lost friend, Cat, too.

2. Andrew has never been attracted to females, but he is dating one. His friends know him as bisexual, however.

3. Emma has trouble getting guys. One day she tells some guys that she is bisexual and they are impressed. She then tells everyone she meets and gets sex whenever she wants it...until she dies of syphilis. AHAHAHA!

by look-out September 22, 2008

bases of dating

The four bases in a relationship, like in baseball, where the partners try to get home. First base is equivilent to french kissing, not just kissing. Second base is touching of private extremities and/or apendages of the partners' body, aka boob touch. Third base is oral sex. Lastly a home run or four bases is full on, big time sex.

Person A: So how did your date go last night?
Person B: Pretty good. Me and Susie got to first base!
Person A: I didn't know you knew what the bases of dating were. Haven't you two only been dating for a few days?
Person B: Yeah, I'm going to try and see a movie at her house while her parents are out next week, mabye we can get to second!

by <.< Say What? >.> June 1, 2009

Misleading and Bisexual

A semi version of "Fake and Gay". First coined by Ray William Johnson in =3 (A popular youtube show)

It is used to show that a video is not fake and gay but is somewhere in the middle.

Bob: Yo that video was fake and gay!
George: Nah man, more like Misleading and Bisexual.

by Wow I can't even use my name! February 27, 2010

Sex Bases

1st base: French Kissing
2nd base: Feeling
3rd base: Fingering
Home Run: Fuck

Basically:
French
Feel
Finger
Fuck

My boyfriend and I got to 3rd base (from the sex bases) last night!!!!!! It was amazing!!!

by Sexy Hottie January 7, 2009

Relationship bases

1st- french kissing
2nd- groping
3rd-oral

4th- sex
GRAND SLAM: anal

Last night we rounded all of the relationship bases and got a grand slam-kissing, groping, oral sex and ANAL!

by lolllolll December 7, 2017

The Bases

First: Making out
Second: Feeling up
Short Stop: hand jobs
THird: oral
Home: Sex

Shay: WE got to third base last night!

Jan: You got oral??

Shay: well... no... but he touched me....
Jan: that's more of a short stop area dork. Learn The bases

by 4realz4 December 1, 2010