eggz benedicked

chafing so badly near your genitals the temperature becomes hot enough to fry an egg.

JT, " Bro I'm eggz benedicked out mang ."

Mike, " you gottzd tah gold bond that shit cuh."

JT, " shiiiiiiiit."

by Bandana Raburn September 18, 2011

Goldwing Benefits

Employee perks offered to the executive team of the Midwest’s most prestigious transport brokerage. Benefits include workout (aerobics) routines, nap time, & daily masturbation sessions. Often times benefits are collected after a long 3 hour work day of tending to patio gardens and watching girls out of the window and not talking to them.

Executive: Yo Creeper, you should have seen this ducking girl at the pool. She was so hot.
Creeper: Did you talk to her?
Executive: No I just went into the bathroom and collected some Goldwing Benefits.

by Brain🧠 July 8, 2021

ghost benefit

An employee benefit that no one uses but is perceived to be useful to employees. Sometimes taking the place of a high use benefit in order to cut costs.

Bruh, I don't want free online classes from a non accredited school, ghost benefit bullshit. I just want my health insurance back.

by Bingbongfresh April 10, 2023

Fav With Benefits

FWB. A phrase used between good friends to describe their no strings attached sexual relationship.

Yeah, he's my Fav With Benefits. He's going to come over later so we can have some FWB time. He's always generous and helps me with reaching orgasm. I return the favor then he comes back a few days later and the cycle continues.

by TheFunnyFav November 12, 2012

Friends with food benefits

A person who you go out with just so you can get free food.

1: Alright so I am going out now to chipotle with Greg
2: Wait, I thought you said you were going to break up break with that b!tch
1: yea but he always takes me out for Chinese, Indian, and chipotle... Especially chipotle.
2: hold on, are you saying you are only with him for the food....
1: Well not just that, I mean... Yea
2: dude, you are so friends with food benefits

by Sk8rGal360 February 14, 2015

Son with benefits

An adult male who has casual sex with his best friends dad.

Your dad said he wanted me to be his son with benefits.

by DESERT GUY June 23, 2017

likers with benefits

Two people who have feelings for eachother but do not want a relationship. Instead, they hook up every now and then. This is DIFFERENT from friends with benefits.

Person A: Are you guys dating?
Person B: No, we are just likers with benefits, not boyfriend and girlfriend.

by yougogirl101 February 10, 2018