Hog Bible

The hog bible is a book similar to THE bible, but it is created by members from hogtopia. The book consists of rules and fables about the hog. examples of the rules are having bad spelling and no copyrighted music

JustCheerio_: what is the best book in the entire world??
Ktaei: the hog bible obviously

by Ktaei March 24, 2021

Bible puppet

A bible puppet is someone who bases all of their life decisions and judgement on what they read in the bible, as if it's a literal set of rules. However, this causes them to miss out on certain fun activities and misjudge other, based on their upbringing or religious faiths.

Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!

Maude: I don't judge Homer and Marge. That's for a vengeful God to do.

Homer: Stupid Flanders! He's such a bible puppet.

by AManFromDeclan November 16, 2011

porchose a bible

porchose the bible

You:....P...O...R...Chose the Bible

Me: Porchose a Bible

by -chocomilkdiva November 3, 2020

Bible gang

A group of gangsters that read the Bible

Attacks rival gangs by throwing crucifixes

Reads only the Bible
(members are Bible Gangsters)

Bible gang! Bible gang! Bible gang!

by Bible gangster August 23, 2019

Bible Bully

Someone who uses the Bible to force or coerce others into conforming to his or her beliefs.

A Bible bully told me that I was going to hell because I am against making abortion illegal.

A description of the 14 personality traits of Bible bullies and a list of their usual victims may be found in Bible Bullies: How Fundamentalists Got The Good Book So Wrong.

by Bible Bully Gadfly May 11, 2013

Bible Boner

When a member of the Christian faith is impressed with another Christian.

Pastor Greg really enjoys spending platonic time with Jessica, I think he has a bible boner.

by Rotten Apple A&E November 23, 2018

Bible Thumper

an ignoramus of the highest order

That bible thumper on the corner wouldnt shut up about how god is the only certainty in this world so i reported him to the cops for disturbing the peace

by buttmusket July 23, 2009